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2012 08-20-2009 08:54 PM

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Agent 488 08-20-2009 08:59 PM

looking good congrats on the launch.

SilentKnight 08-20-2009 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBill (Post 16215481)
So, feel free to continue to bash us, it don't matter to me, for the most part it is good reading for me at night when i am waiting for king of the hill to come on at midnight.

Somehow the visual of the old owner-turned-new owner (again) of iBalls sitting around watching TV cartoons satisfies my expectations of you.

The simple fact that you're attempting to revive a company that basically stole from and fucked over the entire adult entertainment industry - illustrates that you're a complete and utter business moron with abysmally poor judgement.

I really can't believe your audacity - especially parading your new incarnation of iBalls to everyone here at GFY like salt in a wound that's never healed.

Just crawl back under the rock from whence you came and quietly jerk off to your cartoons.

Vjo 08-20-2009 09:42 PM

Alright seems Ibill went to hell in 2004-05 from another thread. So ehh whatever.

Just had a bad month with porn mega bucks I guess.

What a fucken business sometimes. :)

D-Money 08-20-2009 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 16215630)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Seriously though, might not be a bad idea to market a new name that has a fresh start.

I can't imagine there will ever be a day where someone doesn't come into an iBill thread saying these same things over and over.

Best of luck to the new owners of iBill.

Vjo 08-20-2009 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 16215630)

LOL

I accept full responsibility. That post was a bit dense. :upsidedow

Funny as fuck graphic though. LOL

Hey I come to the board to have fun and if I loosen a few of ya up that's good. :thumbsup

Ya cranky old bastards. :winkwink:

PornMD 08-20-2009 10:12 PM

Probably not too late for a sig spot. How this person thinks anyone that got screwed by the old iBill will want to do business with the "new" iBill is beyond logic. I put "new" in quotation marks because who knows - maybe this new iBill is in some hidden way related to the old iBill and is basically trying to bilk people all over again. I would believe that more than believing someone bought the name, is starting up, and has absolutely no ethic in doing so and feeling that people that got stiffed out of money (even $10k+ as some have mentioned) don't deserve ANYTHING from them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 16215630)

LOL this new iBill should change their logo to that...that reflects this new ownership to a T.

Vjo 08-20-2009 10:12 PM

Actually IBill has hired me to kill this thread.

And I can do it dammit.





:winkwink:

MaximX 08-20-2009 10:15 PM

I wonder how this thread will turn out. With all the heat around IBill.

LoveSandra 08-20-2009 10:27 PM

go fuck yourself

kenny 08-20-2009 10:43 PM

wasn't a good move to use IBILL for a name.. actually "piss poor decision" is better fitting

JustDaveXxx 08-20-2009 10:47 PM

So, some thought it was a goo marketing and branding idea to buy Ibill?


WOW!! If that theory works, then maybe i will go buy Enron.com or madolfinvestments.com.:thumbsup



Im feeling the hatred from here. Who would take a beat down 1st at a big webmaster show? Ibill owner or major tubesite owner(Brazers)

NETbilling 08-20-2009 11:49 PM

If anyone is looking for an 11 year old established (non third party processor), let me know. We are here for you.... forever

:-)

Mitch

aniloscash 08-21-2009 12:24 AM

i gotta give this one a bump

Mr. Billy 08-21-2009 12:33 AM

Dude, I don't know why you made this post. You know by now this is a tough house to work.

You need to make Rodrigo your gfy contact man. He is better looking than even many of us here but that is beside the point. He is funny, he knows how to plan disco parties and he can clean bathrooms and office space. He makes ibill sound like a happy place.

Hello Rogrigo.......come and see us at the GFY!:1orglaugh

okdesign 08-21-2009 12:42 AM

wow, ibill is back :)

RonC 08-21-2009 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBill (Post 16215481)
The fact is that I do care and i am making offers the old iBill webmasters who got caught up in that mess-up. If I did not care, then why would I offer this?

The only people I don't care about is the people who still think i or the new iBill owes them money after everything that is out there about the company. I have a question, how come not one person to date has stepped up to the plate to sue us? Maybe just maybe it is true that we have had nothing to do with iBill after 2002 until we took it over.

So, feel free to continue to bash us, it don't matter to me, for the most part it is good reading for me at night when i am waiting for king of the hill to come on at midnight.

You need to understand one thing, My face is out there, people have seen and talked to me at shows. I am looked at more then a new pop up payment processor.

If I wanted to take your money, why would I bring iBill back? I could have started a new company that no one has heard of before, take the money and be gone without anyone ever seeing me.

Thanks,

Jonas


Jonas

I don't know you and I never get in these threads, but this has to be the funniest comment I HAVE ever read in a while...

"how come not one person to date has stepped up to the plate to sue us"


I guess you just bought this dead pig and never heard the true stories about who she slept with before.

Ron C
CEO
_________
CCBill.com

camchoice 08-21-2009 12:54 AM

Seems there still is a lot of bad IBill karma. I hope this karma is not going to bite you in the ass when drinking a beer in Amsterdam. 80% of all people at a show are into processing, thats a lot of competion, last thing you need is a bad name with a bad reputation...

I wouldn't put a big IBill sticker on my back :thumbsup

ExLust 08-21-2009 01:47 AM

Good luck then. :)

the real magoo 08-21-2009 02:10 AM

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XX_RydeR 08-21-2009 02:10 AM

When they purchased Ibill would they not have also been purchasing the debt that came with it?

So in theory they could now be liable for the old debts?

I dont know how they came across buying the company, just throwing it out there....

C H R I S 08-21-2009 06:00 AM

Kinitichiwa

Nikki_Licks 08-21-2009 06:27 AM

Where is our damn money, iBill?

x-rate 08-21-2009 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XX_RydeR (Post 16216303)
When they purchased Ibill would they not have also been purchasing the debt that came with it?

So in theory they could now be liable for the old debts?

I dont know how they came across buying the company, just throwing it out there....

Well if they incorporated a new company with the same name the debt arent following the new company. But in such case it's mean that the domain have been transfered from the old to the new one.

MakingItPay 08-21-2009 06:56 AM

I just hope you guys spent my $100k wisely. Did you spend 98 Grand on hookers and blow, and just waste the rest? LOL.

Seriously, best of luck. If you can turn Ibill into a successful company again, I will have to respect that!

just a punk 08-21-2009 07:06 AM

Sig spot reserved.

CaptainHowdy 08-21-2009 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 16215630)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Machete_ 08-21-2009 08:20 AM

its tooootallly different people running it now.. totally..... honest

DEA - banned for life 08-21-2009 08:20 AM

FUCK IBILL https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/554128-ibill-cancels-christmas.html

F-U-Jimmy 08-21-2009 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x-rate (Post 16216879)
Well if they incorporated a new company with the same name the debt arent following the new company. But in such case it's mean that the domain have been transfered from the old to the new one.


The domain is .net not the old .com

F-U-Jimmy 08-21-2009 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RonC (Post 16216138)
Jonas

I don't know you and I never get in these threads, but this has to be the funniest comment I HAVE ever read in a while...

"how come not one person to date has stepped up to the plate to sue us"


I guess you just bought this dead pig and never heard the true stories about who she slept with before.

Ron C
CEO
_________
CCBill.com


CCbill rules :thumbsup

BigRod 08-21-2009 09:43 AM

Yeah I was going to say, the domain is an asset of the company and can't just be transfered!

:2 cents: The worst part is the branding. I wouldn't want to bring Enron back but if I did would probably loose their logo (otherwise known as the international symbol of fraud)!

Fabien 08-21-2009 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16215250)
i'll say it again... the BIGGEST RED FLAG by far is the fact that a group of idiots got together and actually thought it was a great idea to revive a name that has been thoroughly destroyed, is associated with one of the biggest IPSP failures ever and of a company that OWES people money.. and then try to market that to the same crowd.

its difficult to grasp the unfathomable incompetence demonstrated right out of the gate... i mean, people couldn't even believe it was fucking real.. that's how mind numbingly stupid these "business decisions" are before they even get started.. and what? you're really going to trust them with your money? seriously?

anyone doing business with these people deserves exactly what will happen. there is only one possible outcome for this company.

+1 :thumbsup

DaddyHalbucks 08-21-2009 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16215250)
i'll say it again... the BIGGEST RED FLAG by far is the fact that a group of idiots got together and actually thought it was a great idea to revive a name that has been thoroughly destroyed, is associated with one of the biggest IPSP failures ever and of a company that OWES people money.. and then try to market that to the same crowd.

its difficult to grasp the unfathomable incompetence demonstrated right out of the gate... i mean, people couldn't even believe it was fucking real.. that's how mind numbingly stupid these "business decisions" are before they even get started.. and what? you're really going to trust them with your money? seriously?

anyone doing business with these people deserves exactly what will happen. there is only one possible outcome for this company.

You hit the nail on the head.

DaddyHalbucks 08-21-2009 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 16215630)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nikki99 08-21-2009 10:47 AM

90% sure this is a joke

brassmonkey 08-21-2009 10:53 AM

hahaha im having lunch

RobertD 08-21-2009 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 16217943)
90% sure this is a joke

That response from iBill is worded like a text message from a stoned Jr. High kid, my brain just cannot process this as anything but a hoax.

F-U-Jimmy 08-21-2009 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 16217943)
90% sure this is a joke

The joke is using the name IBILL but sadly this is all true

F-U-Jimmy 08-21-2009 11:04 AM

I love the way this Joans guy has jumped right back to answer these questions, NOT


Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 16215586)
Here is some more light reading for you:

The name IBILL stands for $30 million in lost webmaster income, thousands of lost jobs, lost credit ratings and dozens of lost homes and broken families . Even when you "Joan's" worked at IBIll during the first 4 years, hundreds of thousands of $ of webmasters money disappeared in the Web 900 fiasco and IBILL washed its hands of the matter disclaiming all responsibility. You in your wisdom decided to trade on that reputation, That is akin to someone going out and calling itself AIG and trading off their failure.

You want serious questions here's a couple
How much money does the NEW Ibill have deposited in case your merchant bank withdraws support ?

What value do you have in insurance as required by law to cover losses should a web 900 or similar loss making incident happen in the New Ibill.
In other words spell out exactly in $ and cents how you will compensate webmasters when you or your merchant bank fail.


Zester 08-21-2009 11:42 AM

thief alert! iBill are scamming mother fuckers ! search this board before you use iBill ! you've been warned

Zester 08-21-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBill (Post 16215131)
Greetings from iBill?

We wanted to provide you with an update regarding the new programs we are currently working on. The following will highlight our latest programs and business additions as well as let you know when you can expect their much-anticipated arrival.

Also, we will be in Amsterdam next month for anyone who would like to meet face to face. We will not be having a booth there as we have our days full around town, but will be available to meet and greet at night.

Tangible Selling
Release Date: August 1, 2009


Now you can increase your revenue by selling your videos, toys, magazines and other items through iBill. This process provides a great way to get your items noticed and make those sales more lucrative and more continuous overall. Please call us with any questions regarding our Tangible Selling program as we are happy to help.

Multi Level Billing
Release Date: January 1, 2010


We are coming out with a fully customizable Multi Level Billing platform for you to utilize and add your levels of billing whenever need be. This feature will allow the merchant to view custom reporting and text reporting in addition to viewing live reports. You will even be able to swap your order of transaction processing on the fly via the web or our iPhone iBill app. This platform will make the order you set your billing easy as can be no matter how many levels you may have to tend to in this regard.

In order for us to truly meet the needs of our clients, we will be doing surveys online to get your feedback. We want to see what is most important to you the users so we can make sure we don?t miss a thing.

Make sure to catch our video tour of this new service starting mid-September.

1% for Life Program
Release Date: September 20, 2009


The 1% for Life Program is a great way to help promote iBill while helping yourself at the same time. When you promote iBill you will get anywhere from 1% to 2% of every sale for the life of the account from all merchants which you bring to iBill. Ease of reporting will be yours as you can do so via the master account as well as your iPhone app where you can see live stats. Any time of the day you will be able to find out what your payout will be for that period. This program will pay anywhere from 1% to 2% based on the total monthly transactions which the merchants process.

NOTE: You do not need to be processing with iBill to use this program.

Revshare
Release Date: February 15, 2010


Revshare is our affiliate program, which will allow merchants to add websites on the fly with practically 100% custom features consisting of everything from adding links to commissions. Again, this is something which can be managed via the web or the convenient iPhone app.

This is just a small glimpse at the multitude of new features and programs we are currently working on. Check back our website frequently to see what up and coming concepts iBill has created to make your payment processing experience the best it possibly can be.

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Bryan G 08-21-2009 12:01 PM

Who is the genius that decided to start the company again with the same name

unreal LOL

NemesisEnforcer 08-21-2009 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RonC (Post 16216138)
Jonas

I don't know you and I never get in these threads, but this has to be the funniest comment I HAVE ever read in a while...

"how come not one person to date has stepped up to the plate to sue us"


I guess you just bought this dead pig and never heard the true stories about who she slept with before.

Ron C
CEO
_________
CCBill.com

Ron! I love you man! :thumbsup

Has Jonas been living in the belly of a whale for the past decade?

tranza 08-21-2009 12:23 PM

Good luck :thumbsup

MsCheyenne 08-21-2009 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sausage (Post 16215569)
You may 'not care' but being owed $20k from Ibill I sure as hell would never go near any company with that name again, or any company with the same people involved.

No hope in hell you are gonna get past the mess Ibill left before it went bust, no matter how many 'bro' points you get at conventions. Many of us have long memories.

They owed me over 20k too. I was one of the idiots that trusted their emails asking for more time and assuring web masters that they would get caught up. They came across like boyscouts. Something is entirely fishy about former Ibill founders starting a new company with the same name.

Cheyenne

ProG 08-21-2009 01:09 PM

this whole thing still seems like a joke to me... :helpme

seriously, how are they staying in business, who is processing with iBill?

PantiesDropped 08-21-2009 05:04 PM

Parked. See sig ...

F-U-Jimmy 08-21-2009 10:33 PM

Bump :thumbsup

Mr. Cool Ice 08-21-2009 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBill (Post 16215481)
The fact is that I do care and i am making offers the old iBill webmasters who got caught up in that mess-up. If I did not care, then why would I offer this?

The only people I don't care about is the people who still think i or the new iBill owes them money after everything that is out there about the company. I have a question, how come not one person to date has stepped up to the plate to sue us? Maybe just maybe it is true that we have had nothing to do with iBill after 2002 until we took it over.

So, feel free to continue to bash us, it don't matter to me, for the most part it is good reading for me at night when i am waiting for king of the hill to come on at midnight.

You need to understand one thing, My face is out there, people have seen and talked to me at shows. I am looked at more then a new pop up payment processor.

If I wanted to take your money, why would I bring iBill back? I could have started a new company that no one has heard of before, take the money and be gone without anyone ever seeing me.

Thanks,

Jonas

It doesn't even matter. You can steal three times the amount you did and get away with it. These idiots will line right back up to get fucked again. That's how porn works. By idiots, for idiots. :2 cents:


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