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08-11-2009, 10:51 PM
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I have devised a foolproof way to hide my alcoholism from my GF
I keep a small amount of beer, wine, and sake in the fridge but keep back-ups of those items in the trunk of my car. Whenever my girl is out and I inhale a bottle of wine I just toss out the bottle in the neighbors bin and then replace it with a new one.
If she comes home when I am drunk I just act like I am asleep so she does not try to kiss me and then discover the smell of alcohol. I have been doing this for about a month and so far so good  She actually thinks I am sober LOL (she knows I still smoke heaps of chronic)Anyone else have any good tips? |
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08-11-2009, 11:01 PM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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step up and be a man and stop letting your woman tell you how to live YOUR life.
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08-11-2009, 11:02 PM
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08-11-2009, 11:05 PM
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How are you going to hide the fact that you're a pre-meditating liar who is scared of being himself - from yourself?
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08-11-2009, 11:06 PM
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08-11-2009, 11:08 PM
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08-11-2009, 11:16 PM
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She will smell it on your breath regardless.
My wife knows I'm pretty much a hardened drinker. I do try and take a 3 day break during the week though. Just be honest if you seriously have a problem with it. Why would you give a toss what she thinks anyway? Pussy whipped? LOL. |
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08-11-2009, 11:19 PM
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08-11-2009, 11:27 PM
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08-11-2009, 11:59 PM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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I get her drunk first
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08-12-2009, 12:09 AM
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If you are a connoisseur you can't be a drunk. I often make up new, interesting cocktails which I claim are gastronomic experiemtns but are merely ways to get hammered. My latest? The "Metric Screwdriver" = Orangina and Grey Goose. |
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