I have devised a foolproof way to hide my alcoholism from my GF
 

I keep a small amount of beer, wine, and sake in the fridge but keep back-ups of those items in the trunk of my car. Whenever my girl is out and I inhale a bottle of wine I just toss out the bottle in the neighbors bin and then replace it with a new one.

If she comes home when I am drunk I just act like I am asleep so she does not try to kiss me and then discover the smell of alcohol.

I have been doing this for about a month and so far so good :thumbsup She actually thinks I am sober LOL (she knows I still smoke heaps of chronic)

Anyone else have any good tips?

step up and be a man and stop letting your woman tell you how to live YOUR life.

No you got it wrong man, she is good for me because the only time I am ever halfway sober is when I am with her :) She is an angel really.

How are you going to hide the fact that you're a pre-meditating liar who is scared of being himself - from yourself?

Sorry I am wasted right now. Perhaps in the morning I will understand your post.

doubt it.

She will smell it on your breath regardless.

My wife knows I'm pretty much a hardened drinker. I do try and take a 3 day break during the week though.

Just be honest if you seriously have a problem with it. Why would you give a toss what she thinks anyway? Pussy whipped? LOL.

Agreed, let your balls drop. She will love you much more once that happens.

oh shit that is classic. That line had me dying:thumbsup

I get her drunk first

Develop a 'collection' of booze.

If you are a connoisseur you can't be a drunk.

I often make up new, interesting cocktails which I claim are gastronomic experiemtns but are merely ways to get hammered.

My latest? The "Metric Screwdriver" = Orangina and Grey Goose.