When a guy says Make me a sandwhich, whats a good comeback? (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

CIVMatt · 07-14-2009, 06:43 AM

Haha gold

brassmonkey · 07-14-2009, 06:45 AM

i make my own so the shit is right and i dont have 2 put the smack down

Scott McD · 07-14-2009, 06:48 AM

Why does she need a comeback? Just make the damn sammich...

Si · 07-14-2009, 07:14 AM

pimpware · 07-14-2009, 07:17 AM

owned ?

Jack Sparrow · 07-14-2009, 07:22 AM

Epical

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CamJack · 07-14-2009, 07:24 AM

correct response is , Yes dear.

Marcus Aurelius · 07-14-2009, 07:29 AM

hahah. Bitches!

gornyhuy · 07-14-2009, 07:49 AM

Beautiful response.

The Heron · 07-14-2009, 07:53 AM

WTf if you are so stupid as to need to ask the internet for a comeback to your loser husband/bf you deserve your shitty trailer park sandwich making life.

woj · 07-14-2009, 07:55 AM

iTouch! · 07-14-2009, 07:59 AM

she shoulda pooped in it

CaptainHowdy · 07-14-2009, 08:03 AM

Ahahahahahahahaha!

StaceyJo · 07-14-2009, 08:06 AM

Hahaha..good!

UFGators2007 · 07-14-2009, 08:20 AM

Thats classic.

Evil Chris · 07-14-2009, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA

correct response is , Yes dear.

or words to that effect.

BabeHunter · 07-14-2009, 08:32 AM

haha awsome!

Deesnuts · 07-14-2009, 08:45 AM

i want a samich

CDSmith · 07-14-2009, 09:22 AM

If he's being an obnoxious prick then the reply..

"Sure, one shit sandwich coming right up"

..is the one you want.

Then she needs to get her head out of her ass and dump the unappreciative goof. I've had girlfriends that I never had to ask, they would just come and ask me if I wanted one and then go make me a sandwich. If she wants the 1000 little things I do for her she better, and it better be good --- fresh bread, both sides buttered, lots of meat, lettuce, tomato, mustard AND mayo, a sprinkle of pepper in the mayo, cheese, etc.

And there better be some snap to the pickle she serves with it. No pickle snap, no footrub later.

Damn I'm craving a bigasss sandwich right now. Lunch anyone?

Deej · 07-14-2009, 09:23 AM

Classic!!!

Chicks Delivery · 07-14-2009, 10:19 AM

Lovely answer!

Furious_Male · 07-14-2009, 10:21 AM

Thats great. Retz must have a pimp hand.

martinsc · 07-14-2009, 10:25 AM

Dirty Lord · 07-14-2009, 10:27 AM

Hahahahahahahaha owned!

Tom_PM · 07-14-2009, 10:27 AM

*poof* you're a sandwich.

pornguy · 07-14-2009, 10:29 AM

When my wife says that I always respond with the same thing.

" Make Me a Snadwhich " and my response " POOF! your a Sandwhich."

07-14-2009, 10:58 AM

Get in the kitchen and quit your bitchen.

CYF · 07-14-2009, 11:19 AM

haha that's great

TurboAngel · 07-14-2009, 12:16 PM

I ask what kinda of sammich do you fucking want?

John-ACWM · 07-14-2009, 03:17 PM

Retz rules!

sicone · 07-14-2009, 03:18 PM

rowan · 07-14-2009, 05:52 PM

I'm concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?

My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.

more ---> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...6174833AA5LmiA

SleazyDream · 07-14-2009, 05:54 PM

the appropriate comeback for any proper fine lady is to go and make the sandwich

cam_girls · 07-14-2009, 08:24 PM

would you like a blowjob with that?

tiger · 07-14-2009, 08:26 PM

First of all some one should tell her it's "Make me sum samwhiches" with a slap on the ass.

MediaGuy · 07-14-2009, 08:28 PM

Hah funny... reminds me of Robbie the Robot on The Banana Splits... ring any bells?

:D

420 · 07-14-2009, 09:17 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2153431AASg5Uh All the real answers are hidden.

She should just buy a spoiled sandwich from the gas station.

mikeyddddd · 07-14-2009, 09:43 PM

sandman! · 07-14-2009, 10:05 PM

lunch at your house today!

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

If he's being an obnoxious prick then the reply..

"Sure, one shit sandwich coming right up"

..is the one you want.

Then she needs to get her head out of her ass and dump the unappreciative goof. I've had girlfriends that I never had to ask, they would just come and ask me if I wanted one and then go make me a sandwich. If she wants the 1000 little things I do for her she better, and it better be good --- fresh bread, both sides buttered, lots of meat, lettuce, tomato, mustard AND mayo, a sprinkle of pepper in the mayo, cheese, etc.

And there better be some snap to the pickle she serves with it. No pickle snap, no footrub later.

Damn I'm craving a bigasss sandwich right now. Lunch anyone?

Snake Doctor · 07-14-2009, 10:08 PM

Who let this bitch out of the kitchen to ask questions on the internet anyways?

who · 07-15-2009, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Who let this bitch out of the kitchen to ask questions on the internet anyways?

Daddy has to work sometime.

PersianKitty · 07-15-2009, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

*poof* you're a sandwich.

that's what I used to do with my kids

kenny · 07-15-2009, 01:33 AM

This Yahoo questions thing is great!

We had a good laugh over that sandwich one

seeandsee · 07-15-2009, 01:40 AM

lol SELF OWNAGE :d

LoveSandra · 07-15-2009, 01:51 AM

ahahahahah

Mr Pheer · 07-15-2009, 01:52 AM

I hate it when bitches make a sammich but forget to bring me a napkin.

Danielle · 07-15-2009, 02:28 AM

Spray the counter down with ant spray before you make the sandwich. Puts them in the hospital every time!

Hugs,
Danielle

Platinumpimp · 07-15-2009, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danielle

Spray the counter down with ant spray before you make the sandwich. Puts them in the hospital every time!

Hugs,
Danielle

You are one sick puppy

Danielle · 07-15-2009, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp

You are one sick puppy

Yep I am

Want a sandwich?

Hugs,
Danielle

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