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If he's being an obnoxious prick then the reply..
"Sure, one shit sandwich coming right up"
..is the one you want.
Then she needs to get her head out of her ass and dump the unappreciative goof. I've had girlfriends that I never had to ask, they would just come and ask me if I wanted one and then go make me a sandwich. If she wants the 1000 little things I do for her she better, and it better be good --- fresh bread, both sides buttered, lots of meat, lettuce, tomato, mustard AND mayo, a sprinkle of pepper in the mayo, cheese, etc.
And there better be some snap to the pickle she serves with it. No pickle snap, no footrub later.
Damn I'm craving a bigasss sandwich right now. Lunch anyone?
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