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Old 07-12-2009, 07:54 PM   #1
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:tongue hookers bath part 2

i know it been posted

hookers bath= To cleanse oneself with baby wipes or towel.
?I didn?t have time to go home after work, so I took a hookers bath at the office.? . A variation of a mexican shower.

mexican shower= a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower.

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Old 07-12-2009, 08:10 PM   #2
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I think I'll stick to regular showers. haha
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Old 07-12-2009, 08:17 PM   #3
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Old 07-12-2009, 08:23 PM   #4
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Old 07-12-2009, 11:11 PM   #5
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i know it been posted

hookers bath= To cleanse oneself with baby wipes or towel.
?I didn?t have time to go home after work, so I took a hookers bath at the office.? . A variation of a mexican shower.

mexican shower= a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower.

that is all!!
When I was in Iraq a whorebath was a luxury...We got a "real" shower about 2-3 times a month...mostly cold water or whatever the temp was outside...
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mexican shower= a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower.
That's called a trucker's bath here in Finland.
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When I was in Iraq a whorebath was a luxury...We got a "real" shower about 2-3 times a month...mostly cold water or whatever the temp was outside...
a whorebath was a luxury... thank you for your service
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Old 07-12-2009, 11:31 PM   #8
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That's called a trucker's bath here in Finland.
hahahaha!!!! im in tears
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:23 AM   #10
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i know it been posted

hookers bath= To cleanse oneself with baby wipes or towel.
?I didn?t have time to go home after work, so I took a hookers bath at the office.? . A variation of a mexican shower.

mexican shower= a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower.

that is all!!
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:26 AM   #11
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I've shared a bath with a hooker if that counts lol...
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:29 AM   #12
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Also, meat and vegetables tucked inside some bread that can be eaten while busy is called a "hookers dinner".
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:39 AM   #13
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I like the applying cologne to get rid of the funky odour part.
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Not too sure on that hooker's bath one considering I've seen a hooker wash herself out in a toronto park drinking fountain.
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:54 AM   #16
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Not too sure on that hooker's bath one considering I've seen a hooker wash herself out in a toronto park drinking fountain.
bingo hope u didnt wait 4 a drink
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Old 07-13-2009, 10:43 AM   #19
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