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brassmonkey 07-12-2009 07:54 PM

hookers bath part 2
 
i know it been posted

hookers bath= To cleanse oneself with baby wipes or towel.
?I didn?t have time to go home after work, so I took a hookers bath at the office.? . A variation of a mexican shower. :1orglaugh

mexican shower= a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower. :1orglaugh

that is all!! :1orglaugh

Yngwie 07-12-2009 08:10 PM

I think I'll stick to regular showers. haha

mikesinner 07-12-2009 08:17 PM

I've only taken 1 or 2 in my whole life.

brassmonkey 07-12-2009 08:23 PM

ive did them quite a bit camping in the winter

Rangermoore 07-12-2009 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 16056911)
i know it been posted

hookers bath= To cleanse oneself with baby wipes or towel.
?I didn?t have time to go home after work, so I took a hookers bath at the office.? . A variation of a mexican shower. :1orglaugh

mexican shower= a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower. :1orglaugh

that is all!! :1orglaugh

When I was in Iraq a whorebath was a luxury...We got a "real" shower about 2-3 times a month...mostly cold water or whatever the temp was outside...:2 cents:

Jakke PNG 07-12-2009 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 16056911)
mexican shower= a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower. :1orglaugh

That's called a trucker's bath here in Finland. :)

brassmonkey 07-12-2009 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 16057306)
When I was in Iraq a whorebath was a luxury...We got a "real" shower about 2-3 times a month...mostly cold water or whatever the temp was outside...:2 cents:

a whorebath was a luxury... thank you for your service:thumbsup:thumbsup

brassmonkey 07-12-2009 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke PNG (Post 16057330)
That's called a trucker's bath here in Finland. :)

hahahaha!!!! :1orglaugh im in tears

brassmonkey 07-13-2009 08:19 AM

bump 4 quick baths

seeandsee 07-13-2009 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 16056911)
i know it been posted

hookers bath= To cleanse oneself with baby wipes or towel.
?I didn?t have time to go home after work, so I took a hookers bath at the office.? . A variation of a mexican shower. :1orglaugh

mexican shower= a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower. :1orglaugh

that is all!! :1orglaugh

funny shit

Scott McD 07-13-2009 08:26 AM

I've shared a bath with a hooker if that counts lol...

Tom_PM 07-13-2009 08:29 AM

Also, meat and vegetables tucked inside some bread that can be eaten while busy is called a "hookers dinner".

fatfoo 07-13-2009 08:39 AM

I like the applying cologne to get rid of the funky odour part.

CaptainHowdy 07-13-2009 08:41 AM

I'm addicted to the bidet...

Ravage 07-13-2009 08:50 AM

Not too sure on that hooker's bath one considering I've seen a hooker wash herself out in a toronto park drinking fountain.

brassmonkey 07-13-2009 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Rental Chris (Post 16058328)
Not too sure on that hooker's bath one considering I've seen a hooker wash herself out in a toronto park drinking fountain.

bingo :winkwink: hope u didnt wait 4 a drink :1orglaugh:helpme

Deesnuts 07-13-2009 09:55 AM

sometimes you gotta do

tranza 07-13-2009 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 16058343)
bingo :winkwink: hope u didnt wait 4 a drink :1orglaugh:helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ExLust 07-13-2009 10:43 AM

hahaha..nice terms

brassmonkey 07-14-2009 08:02 AM

bump 4 new hoes :pimp

fusionx 07-14-2009 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 16057306)
When I was in Iraq a whorebath was a luxury...We got a "real" shower about 2-3 times a month...mostly cold water or whatever the temp was outside...:2 cents:

Welcome home!

brassmonkey 07-15-2009 07:40 AM

stanky hoe bump

brassmonkey 07-16-2009 10:15 AM

bump 4 quick bath's

brassmonkey 07-18-2009 07:11 PM

what what

brassmonkey 07-21-2009 05:01 AM

hehehehehe

brassmonkey 07-27-2009 04:24 AM

take yo bath hoes!

Raf1 07-27-2009 04:54 AM

hookers baths are great for camping trips :)


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