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Young · 06-25-2009, 10:44 PM

thread of the year

50 of the hottest SEO tips ever!

Iron Fist · 06-25-2009, 10:49 PM

Wow thanks for the tips! Now I can make the REAL BLING!

st0ned · 06-25-2009, 11:04 PM

Oh man, this thread is filled with LULZ.

On a side note, thank you for the amazing tips adultprogrammer. Please continue to share your wisdom as I am almost convinced to pull out my credit card to purchase your professional services.

Denny · 06-25-2009, 11:39 PM

tooooooooooooo funny

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Wow thanks for the tips! Now I can make the REAL BLING!

you are welcome my friend

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Denny

tooooooooooooo funny

ok then enjoy

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Young

thread of the year

50 of the hottest SEO tips ever!

defiantly!

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark_E4A

so if i wanted to hit a main keyword i should use the same title on all my pages?

yes but its not only thing there are other things to take care to target the keyword

good info in here, im about to raise my rates

damn this guy is good, and i thought i had the algo down pat

curious how a domain name and the title tag work together, can you explain this please?

yes hit me on chat

so if i wanted to hit a main keyword i should use the same title on all my pages?

yes but its not only thing there are other things to take care to target the keyword

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

http://www.fuckyoumang.com

lets discuss on email or chat!

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by zeruel

lol. pretty nice tips...

Thanks

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

these are good tips thanks

most welcome my friend

2012 · 06-26-2009, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

lets discuss on email or chat!

like talk this

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by st0ned

Oh man, this thread is filled with LULZ.

On a side note, thank you for the amazing tips adultprogrammer. Please continue to share your wisdom as I am almost convinced to pull out my credit card to purchase your professional services.

ok i am waiting for $$s from your card

Pleasurepays · 06-26-2009, 04:06 AM

the guy obviously knows what he's talking about since he's ranking number 1 for "dolphin helper"

i'd give him a chance

Denny · 06-26-2009, 04:08 AM

2012 · 06-26-2009, 04:15 AM

HA hes your brother

redwhiteandblue · 06-26-2009, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

How does google find my "nice" "girls" "usa"? Do I make multiple pages with these terms and link them together? Say I wanted to have google find "naughty" "girls" "canada", could I do that from the same page?

Thank you for your assistance!

What you really need to do is to get your site submitted into about 250 online directories, by hand. But that will take you a few hours, if only there was someone you could pay to find and submit to these directories for you, then your SE traffic would SOAR! If only you could find that person....

Oh wait, look:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=911776

Allformyspace · 06-26-2009, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Denny

nomercy · 06-26-2009, 04:52 AM

I usually just send a private video to Google with me doing the Buffalo Bill dick-tuck dance plain' Q Lazarus "Goodbye Horses". I start puttin' on lipstick and go, "Would you rank me?... I'D rank me... I'd rank me HIGH!".

You really have to commit, though. You really gotta sell it. They gotta believe it. Don't half-ass it.

Works every time!

2012 · 06-26-2009, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by nomercy

I usually just send a private video to Google with me doing the Buffalo Bill dick-tuck dance plain' Q Lazarus "Goodbye Horses". I start puttin' on lipstick and go, "Would you rank me?... I'D rank me... I'd rank me HIGH!".

You really have to commit, though. You really gotta sell it. They gotta believe it. Don't half-ass it.

Works every time!

darksoul · 06-26-2009, 05:05 AM

I followed all the advice in this thread but I haven't made a penny yet.
what gives ?

2012 · 06-26-2009, 05:11 AM

I wish I could hear that one. My speakers when to shit. ha ha. .. funny yes ?

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

the guy obviously knows what he's talking about since he's ranking number 1 for "dolphin helper"

i'd give him a chance

yes sure! i will be happy to serve u.

Pleasurepays · 06-26-2009, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

yes sure! i will be happy to serve u.

can you give us a step by step explanation of how you were able to rank so well for "Dolphin Helper"??

that's pretty good!!

you're number 1 in Google.

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

can you give us a step by step explanation of how you were able to rank so well for "Dolphin Helper"??

that's pretty good!!

you're number 1 in Google.

yes i can do that but honestly that is paid service

you should contact on email or chat.
thanks for interest

Pleasurepays · 06-26-2009, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

yes i can do that but honestly that is paid service

you should contact on email or chat.
thanks for interest

well... you've already let the cat out of the bag and told us the secret of meta tags. what else is there? is it hard?

can you just give us some general ideas how you did it? this is your chance to promote yourself and your talents!!

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:48 AM

there is a lot its just basic!!

lagcam · 06-26-2009, 05:51 AM

Why do people bump these threads from the 90's ?

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 05:55 AM

because many peoples enters in business each day and they need to know the same stuff like childs learn alphabets for a long period

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 06:04 AM

if anybody else have any questions feel free to email for quick reply
thanks

Iron Fist · 06-26-2009, 06:21 AM

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adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

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GrouchyAdmin · 06-26-2009, 09:22 AM

I am proud to say that with the help of 'adultprogrammer', I am now on my way to blissful SEO traffic for my 1988 Donruss Rookie card collection at www.meatballpackingplant.com.

Thank you, adultprogrammer!

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 09:25 AM

you are always most welcome my friend!

Si · 06-26-2009, 10:38 AM

Everytime I click this thread it gets better and better!

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by mobilefun1987

Everytime I click this thread it gets better and better!

off course!!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 06-26-2009, 11:48 AM

can you post more SEO tips please?

woj · 06-26-2009, 11:53 AM

Mark_E4A · 06-26-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Right

can you post more SEO tips please?

he is all out of tips, it ends at the metas

GrouchyAdmin · 06-26-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark_E4A

he is all out of tips, it ends at the metas

Well, that's where the main focus of the meal we call SEO is: It's all in the META and the POTATOs.

harvey · 06-26-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Well, that's where the main focus of the meal we call SEO is: It's all in the META and the POTATOs.

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Right

can you post more SEO tips please?

yes i can post

ok u need to know how spider are looking to your site and how many links they see for your site

you can check it here

http://www.webconfs.com/search-engin...-simulator.php

to get better results u need search engine friendly urls

its coding is done using .htaccess file
u shuld have knowledge of coding (php+ .htaccess) to do that

here is sample code to rewrite urls

Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteEngine on
RewriteRule ^(.*)\.htm$ $1.php [NC]

so u need to define a rewrite rule for your urls

hope this helps!

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark_E4A

he is all out of tips, it ends at the metas

stop trying to comment to increase your number of posts

adultprogrammer · 06-26-2009, 02:05 PM

[/QUOTE]

your photo is soo nice

:1orgl augh

HorseShit · 06-26-2009, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

the guy obviously knows what he's talking about since he's ranking number 1 for "dolphin helper"

i'd give him a chance

Mark_E4A · 06-26-2009, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultprogrammer

stop trying to comment to increase your number of posts

LOL 1000 posts since 2003

ya im a post whore

StarkReality · 06-26-2009, 04:21 PM

Lemme guess, adultprogrammer, you either came here from DP or the Warriors...I can almost smell it!

GrouchyAdmin · 06-26-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

imma gonna be first search term for "lord" "of" "the" "rings" "+" "potatos" "or" "potatoes".

Thanks!

Pleasurepays · 06-26-2009, 05:27 PM

alright... i'll bite. i'm very interested adultprogrammer. you really seem to know what you are talking about.

lets do this... i'll buy a domain, content, pay for design etc and you show me how to get into the top 5 for "handjob".

if you won't cost more than $5,000.00 for your services, i'll be happy to pay you so you can show these jokers how serious you are.

tell me what to do and tell me how long it will take.

redwhiteandblue · 06-26-2009, 05:33 PM

100 meta tag SEOs!

06-25-2009, 10:44 PM	#51
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nomercy Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: California Posts: 48	I usually just send a private video to Google with me doing the Buffalo Bill dick-tuck dance plain' Q Lazarus "Goodbye Horses". I start puttin' on lipstick and go, "Would you rank me?... I'D rank me... I'd rank me HIGH!". You really have to commit, though. You really gotta sell it. They gotta believe it. Don't half-ass it. Works every time! Last edited by nomercy; 06-26-2009 at 04:53 AM.. Reason: typo

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06-26-2009, 05:27 PM	#99
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	alright... i'll bite. i'm very interested adultprogrammer. you really seem to know what you are talking about. lets do this... i'll buy a domain, content, pay for design etc and you show me how to get into the top 5 for "handjob". if you won't cost more than $5,000.00 for your services, i'll be happy to pay you so you can show these jokers how serious you are. tell me what to do and tell me how long it will take.

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