I usually just send a private video to Google with me doing the Buffalo Bill dick-tuck dance plain' Q Lazarus "Goodbye Horses". I start puttin' on lipstick and go,
"Would you rank me?... I'D rank me... I'd rank me HIGH!".
You really have to commit, though. You really gotta sell it. They gotta believe it. Don't half-ass it.
Works every time!
