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YO WTF!!!!!!!!!! i got stopped at the airport and the metal detector kept going off: YO WTF!!!!!!!!!! i got stopped at the airport and the metal detector kept going off:
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:32 AM   #1
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YO WTF!!!!!!!!!! i got stopped at the airport and the metal detector kept going off:
They kept wanding me and it kept going off and the guy wouldnt let me through but then he realized by my amazing physique that i am THE MAN OF STEEL.
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:34 AM   #2
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:34 AM   #3
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Sure it wasn't the vibrator lodged in your fart locker?
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:35 AM   #4
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Then you woke up from the dream because we all know you can't afford a plane ticket
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:38 AM   #5
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Then you woke up from the dream because we all know you can't afford a plane ticket
HATERRRRRRRRR
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:38 AM   #6
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did you happen to be hard?
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:39 AM   #7
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They kept wanding me and it kept going off and the guy wouldnt let me through but then he realized by my amazing physique that i am THE MAN OF STEEL.
I lol'ed. Thanks Meta
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:43 AM   #8
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:44 AM   #9
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did you happen to be hard?
im hard all over they call me the general because im always walking around in salute.
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:47 AM   #10
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Then you woke up from the dream because we all know you can't afford a plane ticket
Fun, fun, fun
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:47 AM   #11
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:52 AM   #12
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Liar. You were smuggling a metal dildo in your ass.

My airport security friend who is a chick told me.


That's the real reason why they're calling you "iron man". :D
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:53 AM   #13
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Liar. You were smuggling a metal dildo in your ass.

My airport security friend who is a chick told me.


That's the real reason why they're calling you "iron man". :D
I WISH i enjoy ass play i pray for a milf to pick me up and pick a nice finger in my wazoo. :D
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:53 AM   #14
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Are you sure it isn't that metal plate in the head your parents never told you about?;)
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Old 06-12-2009, 12:03 PM   #15
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Liar. You were smuggling a metal dildo in your ass.
I heard MetaMan forgot one of his metalplate penis extenders to cure small penis syndrome...I believe that's what infact happened here. The wrong place with the wrong penis extender? Nothing else.
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Old 06-12-2009, 01:12 PM   #16
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LOL
that was very funny
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Old 06-12-2009, 03:45 PM   #17
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