YO WTF!!!!!!!!!! i got stopped at the airport and the metal detector kept going off:
 

They kept wanding me and it kept going off and the guy wouldnt let me through but then he realized by my amazing physique that i am THE MAN OF STEEL.:pimp

Sure it wasn't the vibrator lodged in your fart locker?

Then you woke up from the dream because we all know you can't afford a plane ticket

HATERRRRRRRRR :1orglaugh

did you happen to be hard?

I lol'ed. Thanks Meta :winkwink:

o m g

im hard all over they call me the general because im always walking around in salute.

:thumbsup Fun, fun, fun

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Liar. You were smuggling a metal dildo in your ass.

My airport security friend who is a chick told me.


That's the real reason why they're calling you "iron man". :D

I WISH i enjoy ass play i pray for a milf to pick me up and pick a nice finger in my wazoo. :D

Are you sure it isn't that metal plate in the head your parents never told you about?;)

I heard MetaMan forgot one of his metalplate penis extenders to cure small penis syndrome...I believe that's what infact happened here. The wrong place with the wrong penis extender? Nothing else. :(

LOL
that was very funny :thumbsup

X-man? Logan, you?