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teadrinker · 11-28-2002, 08:03 PM

Its true, ive seen pictures.

eru · 11-28-2002, 08:04 PM

Yup, fat asses.

I'm 5'8 135lb.

kenny · 11-28-2002, 08:06 PM

Not me

Jello is good

Squishy · 11-28-2002, 08:07 PM

My ballsack weighs 105.

Muncher · 11-28-2002, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Squishy
My ballsack weighs 105.

The right one or the left one?

teadrinker · 11-28-2002, 08:09 PM

Especially the Elite tgp webmasters, man those guys are FAT, yea ive seen pictures.

pr0 · 11-28-2002, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by teadrinker
Especially the Elite tgp webmasters, man those guys are FAT, yea ive seen pictures.

go submit some galleries bitch boy...times'a'wasting

teadrinker · 11-28-2002, 08:14 PM

pr0 ive seen your pictures too.

CC · 11-28-2002, 08:20 PM

I'm not a fattie, but I have to agree with you--there are lots of pudge balls that work online

asuna · 11-28-2002, 08:22 PM

then i guess im not one.. im like 124 now

[Labret] · 11-28-2002, 08:25 PM

You are not working hard enough or long enough if you dont have any pudge.

Until work occupies your every waking moment, saps your will to live, until you dont care what the world thinks about the way you look. Then you have worked.

Pudge is money baby. My pudge means I am working harder than you.

pr0 · 11-28-2002, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by teadrinker
pr0 ive seen your pictures too.

Yup i'm fat....i also own you....now come on...post one of your url's for daddy

suesheboy · 11-28-2002, 08:27 PM

I am a fattie myself. The web helps.

HQ · 11-28-2002, 08:36 PM

I'm 6'1" and I can dunk. I'm definitely not fat.

...but who knows what the 'average' is; Most of the students in my comp sci courses were not in the best of shape.

quiet · 11-28-2002, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
You are not working hard enough or long enough if you dont have any pudge.

Until work occupies your every waking moment, saps your will to live, until you dont care what the world thinks about the way you look. Then you have worked.

Pudge is money baby. My pudge means I am working harder than you.

hell yeah.

Chapter7 · 11-28-2002, 08:40 PM

5 11 160 i'll always be a skinny little bitch, someday the metabolism will kick in ill be fat little bitch. For now i enjoy the latter

Candyman69 · 11-28-2002, 08:42 PM

or your so ballin that money just comes to you
so u get to get out and do other things

Nice sig eru

X Japan rules! man

[Labret] · 11-28-2002, 09:01 PM

Nobody in this industry is "ballin". You evidently have not met other webmasters. People with wannabe "baller" type personalities dont get into this line of work. Shutins do.

pr0 · 11-28-2002, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Nobody in this industry is "ballin". You evidently have not met other webmasters. People with wannabe "baller" type personalities dont get into this line of work. Shutins do.

And the ones in the industry that are not "shutins" are usually the public relations guys, the vp's of affiliate programs & salesmen

11-28-2002, 09:05 PM

Someone ask TeenGodFather about his diet. Seems to be highly successful.

frankfortuna · 11-28-2002, 09:05 PM

6'7" 220-225

Chapter7 · 11-28-2002, 09:05 PM

intravert

andrew1009 · 11-28-2002, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
You are not working hard enough or long enough if you dont have any pudge.

Until work occupies your every waking moment, saps your will to live, until you dont care what the world thinks about the way you look. Then you have worked.

Pudge is money baby. My pudge means I am working harder than you.

totally agree with u man... gained about 100 pounds since I started working online! I'm 5'9 270lbs.

Snake Doctor · 11-28-2002, 09:08 PM

Topic: Most webmasters are overweight

You know if I could squeeze my ass cheeks out of this chair, I'd pull this twinkie out of my mouth and shove it up your ass for saying something like that!!!!

No wait, I wouldn't want to waste a perfectly good twinkie

teadrinker · 11-28-2002, 09:25 PM

LOL you people got that theory all fucking wrong! a great way to say that you arnt too smart...

it would make sense if you work hard, you eat less because you arnt thinking about food all the time and by the time you get to eat, its already 10 PM and then you sleep at 3 am in the morning, when you loose sleep, you loose weight.

if you work hard, you should be skinny, if your fat then you must do alot of reading the board, checking stats fucking around and eating donuts...

I suggest you get off the donuts and steak...

KRL · 11-28-2002, 09:38 PM

Damn, its true before the Net I was 185 now 220.

Remember though, in the ancient days being a fattie meant you were wealthy and successful.

lagwagon · 11-28-2002, 09:42 PM

6' 202 i was 175 riding a bike in flagstaff all day but now that i sit on my ass i have gained a gut... but that could be from all the beer drinking.. hmm

Bobo · 11-28-2002, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by andrew1009

totally agree with u man... gained about 100 pounds since I started working online! I'm 5'9 270lbs.

Fucking animal grrrrrr

Bobo · 11-28-2002, 09:48 PM

I'm 5'2 and 340lbs. Am I successful or a problem?

[Labret] · 11-28-2002, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teadrinker
you eat less because you arnt thinking about food all the time

I am sitting in front of a computer, not digging ditches.

When you are a shutin, one of your only joys is food. Food, tv, music and warez.

You'll be there one day newbie.

.:Frog:. · 11-28-2002, 09:51 PM

I'm 6'0 170

CDSmith · 11-28-2002, 10:12 PM

6' 4", 245lbs....... yep, I've earned a little pudge. How do you think the term "livin large" came about? duh

Sacrifice your very life for 3 years to your business and you too will widen your load (and deepen your pockets).

Fatties....unite!

andrew1009 · 11-28-2002, 10:23 PM

... unite and start our OWN message board... I can see it now... "FatWebmasterBoard.com"

andrew1009 · 11-28-2002, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobo

Fucking animal grrrrrr

Surprisingly, most people would guess my weight around 200lbs. At Paramount Canada's Wonderland i did that weight guessing game, the guessed 198. It was just after I ate, so I was about 275 on their scale. I swear the guy was SHOCKED. He said he had never been off by that much in his life, lol. Keep in mind that I WAS a major gym buff, lol.

kenny · 11-28-2002, 10:37 PM

I am just to damn hyper active, I cant set still I will pace while thinking of a idea or jet leg while sitting down.

eroswebmaster · 11-28-2002, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

When you are a shutin, one of your only joys is food. Food, tv, music and warez.

Yeah and to top it off...going on the net to download t.v. shows you missed

Meloman · 11-28-2002, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
You are not working hard enough or long enough if you dont have any pudge.

I have to totally disagree with you on this. I'm thin and I have always been thin. The more I work the less time I have to get up and make something to eat and the more weight I loose. When i get really busy I totally tend to skip meals and just end up loosing weight.

I make a conscious effort to at least work out every now and then just to stay a bit fit and not get scrawny otherwise this job would turn me into a broomstick.

If you are fat and have pudge it's because of "what" you eat. Most Americans can't cook shit and eat crappy food daily. I don't eat fast food, soda, premade microwave meals, canned food or any other crappy junk food.

I cook good home cooked meals almost daily with FRESH ingredients.

If you guys stoped eating crap you wouldn't have any pudge.

How many of you guys are holding a "Pepsi" as your reading this?

I think we have such a huge obesity problem in the US because Americans don't know how to eat right.

Just my 2 cents :-)

Undutchable · 11-28-2002, 11:15 PM

Go work out for a couple hours a week you fatsos, and have some underpaid prick work for you during these hours

Works for me!

magnatique · 11-28-2002, 11:17 PM

Labret, it's weird but when I entered this industry I stopped on the warez game... no more time for it...

does it come back when you become successful? LOL...

seriously, what do you get... games or just the latest appz all the time?

SleazyDream · 11-28-2002, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
You are not working hard enough or long enough if you dont have any pudge.

Until work occupies your every waking moment, saps your will to live, until you dont care what the world thinks about the way you look. Then you have worked.

Pudge is money baby. My pudge means I am working harder than you.

my pudge is bigger than your pudge

Jakke PNG · 11-28-2002, 11:25 PM

I'm huge!

TDF · 11-28-2002, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by andrew1009

totally agree with u man... gained about 100 pounds since I started working online! I'm 5'9 270lbs.

a man after my own girth

Voodoo · 11-29-2002, 01:16 AM

5'9" 155lbs. I eat all the time, but can't seem to gain any weight.

AM Jeff · 11-29-2002, 01:20 AM

Haha..I've gained about 50 pounds since I started in 96.

6'1 and 245.

Not bad..but not good either.

I do need to exercise more.

Voodoo · 11-29-2002, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AM Jeff
Haha..I've gained about 50 pounds since I started in 96.

6'1 and 245.

Not bad..but not good either.

I do need to exercise more.

I just recently started working out again. I used to bench 210, and only weighed 150lbs.

I haven't worked out in years... but, can still bench 180lbs. Go figure.

Anyhow, I'm going to take a boxing class starting in January. It should be interesting at least.

AM Jeff · 11-29-2002, 01:30 AM

Yeah..know what you mean.

In HS..I used to run 5 miles a day and swam for the school swim team.

NEVER in my life..I thought, I'd have a gut and smoke..lmao

If people I went to school with saw me today...they'd die.
But..guess thats what 20 years of being outta school does to ya..lol

HQ · 11-29-2002, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by andrew1009

Surprisingly, most people would guess my weight around 200lbs. At Paramount Canada's Wonderland i did that weight guessing game, the guessed 198. It was just after I ate, so I was about 275 on their scale. I swear the guy was SHOCKED. He said he had never been off by that much in his life, lol. Keep in mind that I WAS a major gym buff, lol.

Lead weights in your pockets always fools those fuckers!

McAttack · 11-29-2002, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by asuna
then i guess im not one.. im like 124 now

124 and in the same city as me huh... HMmm... that gives me an idea, time for a Montreal-North corporate takeover! GIMME YOUR BUSINESS OR I'LL POUND YOU!

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	You are not working hard enough or long enough if you dont have any pudge. Until work occupies your every waking moment, saps your will to live, until you dont care what the world thinks about the way you look. Then you have worked. Pudge is money baby. My pudge means I am working harder than you. Last edited by [Labret]; 11-28-2002 at 08:26 PM..

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11-28-2002, 08:36 PM	#14
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	I'm 6'1" and I can dunk. I'm definitely not fat. ...but who knows what the 'average' is; Most of the students in my comp sci courses were not in the best of shape.

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Nobody in this industry is "ballin". You evidently have not met other webmasters. People with wannabe "baller" type personalities dont get into this line of work. Shutins do.

11-28-2002, 09:05 PM	#20
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Someone ask TeenGodFather about his diet. Seems to be highly successful.

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frankfortuna Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,504	6'7" 220-225

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teadrinker Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: CA Posts: 339	LOL you people got that theory all fucking wrong! a great way to say that you arnt too smart... it would make sense if you work hard, you eat less because you arnt thinking about food all the time and by the time you get to eat, its already 10 PM and then you sleep at 3 am in the morning, when you loose sleep, you loose weight. if you work hard, you should be skinny, if your fat then you must do alot of reading the board, checking stats fucking around and eating donuts... I suggest you get off the donuts and steak...

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andrew1009 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 801	... unite and start our OWN message board... I can see it now... "FatWebmasterBoard.com"

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kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	I am just to damn hyper active, I cant set still I will pace while thinking of a idea or jet leg while sitting down.

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Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	Go work out for a couple hours a week you fatsos, and have some underpaid prick work for you during these hours Works for me!

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magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	Labret, it's weird but when I entered this industry I stopped on the warez game... no more time for it... does it come back when you become successful? LOL... seriously, what do you get... games or just the latest appz all the time? __________________ Stunner Media Programs: StandAhead \| IndieBucks \| BoyCrushCash \| Phoenixxx \| EmoProfits \| BritishBucks \| HunkMoney \| LatinoBucks Make $$$ with Gay! Lowest Minimum Payouts in the Business, Perfect Track Record, Amazing Sites

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Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	5'9" 155lbs. I eat all the time, but can't seem to gain any weight. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	Haha..I've gained about 50 pounds since I started in 96. 6'1 and 245. Not bad..but not good either. I do need to exercise more.

11-29-2002, 01:30 AM	#46
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	Yeah..know what you mean. In HS..I used to run 5 miles a day and swam for the school swim team. NEVER in my life..I thought, I'd have a gut and smoke..lmao If people I went to school with saw me today...they'd die. But..guess thats what 20 years of being outta school does to ya..lol