ATTENTION!! My wife gets home at 8pm and... - GoFuckYourself.com

Socks · 05-28-2009, 10:01 AM

and I wanna do something nice for her. I'm not sure what, like always.

For one, I'm gonna clean up all the mess that uhm... I made.

SECOND... Something nice... Fuck I never know what to do.

Any ideas? I want her to be surprised and smile and hug me and stuff, like I actually had some kind of clue.

I thought about lingerie, but honestly I think my belly is getting too big for that..

alexchechs · 05-28-2009, 10:03 AM

you could cook her a nice dinner with desert. Go to epicurious.com for some good recipes. Make something simple and nice and have a quiet evening with no distractions. Have the food ready for when she walks in

05-28-2009, 10:11 AM

You can stand in front of the door, bent over naked, balls tucked between your legs and goat her... that would be a surprise!

PSSuperstars · 05-28-2009, 10:14 AM

Is she skinny enough for VS Pajamas?
Run out and get a new pair of Victoria Secret Pajamas... If she's a BBW... run out to Lane Bryant/Cacique and get the same thing...

a movie that she'll love but hasn't seen yet... Maybe something like Rachel Getting Married or something...

And then your favorite take out

Also have a non romantic set of fresh flowers sitting on the kitchen counter.. lilies or something

PSSuperstars · 05-28-2009, 10:14 AM

Oh and some form of Air Freshener...
the Febreze Noticeables are awesome.. to get rid of your man funk..

Make sure it's a scent she likes

Tom_PM · 05-28-2009, 10:19 AM

BUT, dont stand there and say "ATTENTION! I have done nice things!"
lol

But seriously, whatever you do, let her know that you're not expecting anything, that you just wanted to do something nice. No pressure

fris · 05-28-2009, 10:28 AM

clean the house :p

CDSmith · 05-28-2009, 10:29 AM

You could order her a big sausage pizza.

Socks · 05-28-2009, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexchechs

you could cook her a nice dinner with desert. Go to epicurious.com for some good recipes. Make something simple and nice and have a quiet evening with no distractions. Have the food ready for when she walks in

Thanks always a good idea. Thing is I cook all the time, no surprises there.. Last night just for myself I braised some marinated beef ribs in a pot of vegetables with fresh beef stock I made myself..

Socks · 05-28-2009, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch

You can stand in front of the door, bent over naked, balls tucked between your legs and goat her... that would be a surprise!

Noted.

Socks · 05-28-2009, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars

Is she skinny enough for VS Pajamas?
Run out and get a new pair of Victoria Secret Pajamas... If she's a BBW... run out to Lane Bryant/Cacique and get the same thing...

a movie that she'll love but hasn't seen yet... Maybe something like Rachel Getting Married or something...

And then your favorite take out

Also have a non romantic set of fresh flowers sitting on the kitchen counter.. lilies or something

hehe good ideas, I think you may be onto something.. VS pajamas huh.. She's very petite, it'll be fine as long as they have "extra small"

And yeah flowers are always nice. I need to grow some so I can be cheap AND kind and make us both happy. ;)

Socks · 05-28-2009, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSSuperstars

Oh and some form of Air Freshener...
the Febreze Noticeables are awesome.. to get rid of your man funk..

Make sure it's a scent she likes

Ah yes.. I will perfume the place as usual, using my unique blend. I like to call it:

Eau de Marijuana

Socks · 05-28-2009, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

BUT, dont stand there and say "ATTENTION! I have done nice things!"
lol

But seriously, whatever you do, let her know that you're not expecting anything, that you just wanted to do something nice. No pressure

Dude I already bought 3 shoehorns for anal sex

Socks · 05-28-2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

clean the house :p

Who are you, my fucking wife?

MetaMan · 05-28-2009, 10:38 AM

give her a nice hard dick like a real man would, if you serve it proper there is no other thing a woman would prefer.

Socks · 05-28-2009, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You could order her a big sausage pizza.

I can see it now

JFK · 05-28-2009, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You could order her a big sausage pizza.

LeRoy · 05-28-2009, 10:40 AM

Make her some desert with the dinner.

Cleaning the house is a no brainer. Doin her laundry might be goin a little over board. but if your'e in the dog house then go for it

baddog · 05-28-2009, 10:42 AM

sex her up

JamesK · 05-28-2009, 12:57 PM

suck her pussy dry

Sands · 05-28-2009, 01:20 PM

Get her a chocolate-covered limitless credit card. And shoes. Chicks dig shoes.

Socks · 05-28-2009, 02:13 PM

Ok I decided. I'm taking her here:

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/bokchoi...7606514697691/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bokchoi...697691/?page=3

_Richard_ · 05-28-2009, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

I thought about lingerie, but honestly I think my belly is getting too big for that..

haha nice

Manowar · 05-28-2009, 04:48 PM

dick in a box

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 05-28-2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

Ah yes.. I will perfume the place as usual, using my unique blend. I like to call it:

Eau de Marijuana

An excellent thing to have waiting for your GF when she gets home if you ask me!

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