ATTENTION!! My wife gets home at 8pm and...
 

and I wanna do something nice for her. I'm not sure what, like always.

For one, I'm gonna clean up all the mess that uhm... I made. :winkwink:

SECOND... Something nice... Fuck I never know what to do.

Any ideas? I want her to be surprised and smile and hug me and stuff, like I actually had some kind of clue.

I thought about lingerie, but honestly I think my belly is getting too big for that.. :Oh crap

you could cook her a nice dinner with desert. Go to epicurious.com for some good recipes. Make something simple and nice and have a quiet evening with no distractions. Have the food ready for when she walks in

You can stand in front of the door, bent over naked, balls tucked between your legs and goat her... that would be a surprise!

Is she skinny enough for VS Pajamas?
Run out and get a new pair of Victoria Secret Pajamas... If she's a BBW... run out to Lane Bryant/Cacique and get the same thing...

a movie that she'll love but hasn't seen yet... Maybe something like Rachel Getting Married or something...

And then your favorite take out :)


Also have a non romantic set of fresh flowers sitting on the kitchen counter.. lilies or something :)

Oh and some form of Air Freshener...
the Febreze Noticeables are awesome.. to get rid of your man funk..

Make sure it's a scent she likes :)

BUT, dont stand there and say "ATTENTION! I have done nice things!"
lol

But seriously, whatever you do, let her know that you're not expecting anything, that you just wanted to do something nice. No pressure

clean the house :p

You could order her a big sausage pizza.

Thanks always a good idea. Thing is I cook all the time, no surprises there.. Last night just for myself I braised some marinated beef ribs in a pot of vegetables with fresh beef stock I made myself.. :thumbsup

Noted. :winkwink:

hehe good ideas, I think you may be onto something.. VS pajamas huh.. She's very petite, it'll be fine as long as they have "extra small" :)

And yeah flowers are always nice. I need to grow some so I can be cheap AND kind and make us both happy. ;)

Ah yes.. I will perfume the place as usual, using my unique blend. I like to call it:

Eau de Marijuana

Dude I already bought 3 shoehorns for anal sex :Oh crap

Who are you, my fucking wife? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:winkwink:

give her a nice hard dick like a real man would, if you serve it proper there is no other thing a woman would prefer.

I can see it now

http://porn.naughtyfiles.net/star-im...izza-mindy.jpg

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Make her some desert with the dinner.

Cleaning the house is a no brainer. Doin her laundry might be goin a little over board. but if your'e in the dog house then go for it :thumbsup

sex her up

suck her pussy dry

Get her a chocolate-covered limitless credit card. And shoes. Chicks dig shoes.

Ok I decided. I'm taking her here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bokchoi...697691/?page=2
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bokchoi...7606514697691/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bokchoi...697691/?page=3

haha nice :)

dick in a box

An excellent thing to have waiting for your GF when she gets home if you ask me!