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05-05-2009, 01:48 PM
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Post some Swine Flu Jokes
Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.
No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico. A couple of people have swine flu and everyone starts wearing masks. Millions of people have AIDS and no one wears condoms Swine Flu is like Susan Boyle It hasn't really done much, but anyone with an internet connection has heard of it Cases of Swine flu have been confirmed at all four Legoland theme parks. Employees are said to be shitting bricks. It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu
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05-05-2009, 02:02 PM
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05-05-2009, 02:04 PM
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Dinner
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05-05-2009, 02:27 PM
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05-05-2009, 02:32 PM
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turds????
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05-05-2009, 05:02 PM
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Kermit the Frog went to the doctor for some tests and an exam, he wasn't feeling well. When the doctor came to see him, he told him "Kermit, I have some bad news. Its Swine Flu!" After a short pause from Kermit, he became very angry and shouted "That fucking pig, she told me she was clean!"
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05-05-2009, 05:34 PM
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I called the swine flu hotline, but all I got was crackling.
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05-05-2009, 07:02 PM
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LOL at the last one.
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05-05-2009, 07:36 PM
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Such Fun!
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we need more!
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05-05-2009, 07:43 PM
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