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Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.
No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.

A couple of people have swine flu and everyone starts wearing masks.
Millions of people have AIDS and no one wears condoms

Swine Flu is like Susan Boyle
It hasn't really done much, but anyone with an internet connection has heard of it

Cases of Swine flu have been confirmed at all four Legoland theme parks.
Employees are said to be shitting bricks.

It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew.
Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu

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