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fris	05-05-2009 01:48 PM

Post some Swine Flu Jokes

Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.
No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.

A couple of people have swine flu and everyone starts wearing masks.
Millions of people have AIDS and no one wears condoms

Swine Flu is like Susan Boyle
It hasn't really done much, but anyone with an internet connection has heard of it

Cases of Swine flu have been confirmed at all four Legoland theme parks.
Employees are said to be shitting bricks.

It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew.
Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu

The Duck

05-05-2009 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 15823420)

It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew.
Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu

That was funny :)

nosey

05-05-2009 02:02 PM

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

dsnow

05-05-2009 02:04 PM

Dinner

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ronaldh

05-05-2009 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nosey (Post 15823480)

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

What would they be called?

pornguy

05-05-2009 02:32 PM

turds????

Smokieflame

05-05-2009 05:02 PM

Kermit the Frog went to the doctor for some tests and an exam, he wasn't feeling well. When the doctor came to see him, he told him "Kermit, I have some bad news. Its Swine Flu!" After a short pause from Kermit, he became very angry and shouted "That fucking pig, she told me she was clean!"

drewsdesign

05-05-2009 05:34 PM

I called the swine flu hotline, but all I got was crackling.

nosey

05-05-2009 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldh (Post 15823560)

What would they be called?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15823575)

turds????

the niggers

Miguel T

05-05-2009 07:02 PM

LOL at the last one.

Si	05-05-2009 07:36 PM

we need more!

i pissed myself at those one's :thumbsup

i need a better name

05-05-2009 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 15823420)

It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew.
Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu

haha now that's funny!

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