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hybrid · 11-25-2002, 01:23 AM

I hate these stupid motherfuckers that come into my store at 2 o'clock in the fucking morning and see me sitting on a computer, and automatically assume that because I'm taking 5 fucking minutes to enjoy some relaxation that I have nothing better to do than to stand there and hold their fucking hands with every little detail of what they want for an hour and a half.
People, when you next go to Kinko's, PLEASE look at the INSTRUCTIONS that are on the screen of the copiers, on the signs posted EVERY-fucking-WHERE in the store. If people continue to act like little spoiled brats who are too lazy or too good to get their hands dirty on a fucking copy machine, the next person "going postal' will be a Kinko's employee.

We are not your fucking secrateries.

We are not your fucking babysitters.

This is not Burger King, it is not 'your way, right away'.

I am not a customer Service representative here to get on my knees and give you a fucking blowjob.

I am the jerk-off assigned to watch this fucking store 12 hours a night to make ends meet.

I do not care.

No one else does.

Fuck off and die you yuppie fuckshits!

Gawd that felt good, Imma go have a smoke now. Thank you GFY.

Exxxotica · 11-25-2002, 01:25 AM

I hate it when I'm playing a video game and I get killed by some asian dude -- especially a chinese -- it really ticks me off.
I don't mind losing to some white dude who's a way better player than me, but if it's some asian dude, I think to myself, "That no-good fuckin chink!"

Man, that's kind of racist.

CDSmith · 11-25-2002, 01:28 AM

Spunkyed · 11-25-2002, 01:48 AM

I hate when I'm playing BF1942 and i got this dude in my sites and I'm just about to blow his ass away and then it happens.... someone sends me a fucking instant message

and when i click back to the game, i'm laying there dead and the guy i was aiming at is doing some fucked up duck & jump victory dance over my dead body

hybrid · 11-25-2002, 01:54 AM

I hate how the cheese on gas station nachos is too fucking spicy, and all you have is a hot cappucino, cuz it's so fuckin cold outside.

And how the cheese gets hard and cold-but stays spicy-on the walk back from the gas station.

Fuck.

Seb From Holland · 11-25-2002, 04:15 AM

You wanna hug?

Chad/AEBN · 11-25-2002, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spunky
I hate when I'm playing BF1942 and i got this dude in my sites and I'm just about to blow his ass away and then it happens.... someone sends me a fucking instant message

and when i click back to the game, i'm laying there dead and the guy i was aiming at is doing some fucked up duck & jump victory dance over my dead body

Happens all the time to me as well.........

ldinternet · 11-25-2002, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spunky
I hate when I'm playing BF1942 and i got this dude in my sites and I'm just about to blow his ass away and then it happens.... someone sends me a fucking instant message

and when i click back to the game, i'm laying there dead and the guy i was aiming at is doing some fucked up duck & jump victory dance over my dead body

[Labret] · 11-25-2002, 09:31 AM

I shut off everything. Nothing will intrude on my bf1942 time.

Things that piss me off in BF1942

Sitting in artie, shelling the enemy spawn from a nice safe distance, watching the names of the allied dead scroll across my screen while they cry about spawn camping. Anyhow, while I am shelling away, some dumb fucking newb jumps in and drives me right up the spawn. God damn that pisses me off.

Plane campers. Sometimes I will sit in a tank and just blow up my own planes to deny the campers the joy of getting a plane.

People who stay on the boats while I am the only one on the beach going for flags.

Clan fags.

Girlfriend calling me on phone while in the middle of game.

11-25-2002, 01:23 AM	#1
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	I Fucking hate people I hate these stupid motherfuckers that come into my store at 2 o'clock in the fucking morning and see me sitting on a computer, and automatically assume that because I'm taking 5 fucking minutes to enjoy some relaxation that I have nothing better to do than to stand there and hold their fucking hands with every little detail of what they want for an hour and a half. People, when you next go to Kinko's, PLEASE look at the INSTRUCTIONS that are on the screen of the copiers, on the signs posted EVERY-fucking-WHERE in the store. If people continue to act like little spoiled brats who are too lazy or too good to get their hands dirty on a fucking copy machine, the next person "going postal' will be a Kinko's employee. We are not your fucking secrateries. We are not your fucking babysitters. This is not Burger King, it is not 'your way, right away'. I am not a customer Service representative here to get on my knees and give you a fucking blowjob. I am the jerk-off assigned to watch this fucking store 12 hours a night to make ends meet. I do not care. No one else does. Fuck off and die you yuppie fuckshits! Gawd that felt good, Imma go have a smoke now. Thank you GFY.

11-25-2002, 01:25 AM	#2
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I hate it when I'm playing a video game and I get killed by some asian dude -- especially a chinese -- it really ticks me off. I don't mind losing to some white dude who's a way better player than me, but if it's some asian dude, I think to myself, "That no-good fuckin chink!" Man, that's kind of racist. __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

11-25-2002, 01:28 AM	#3
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11-25-2002, 09:31 AM	#9
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I shut off everything. Nothing will intrude on my bf1942 time. Things that piss me off in BF1942 Sitting in artie, shelling the enemy spawn from a nice safe distance, watching the names of the allied dead scroll across my screen while they cry about spawn camping. Anyhow, while I am shelling away, some dumb fucking newb jumps in and drives me right up the spawn. God damn that pisses me off. Plane campers. Sometimes I will sit in a tank and just blow up my own planes to deny the campers the joy of getting a plane. People who stay on the boats while I am the only one on the beach going for flags. Clan fags. Girlfriend calling me on phone while in the middle of game. Last edited by [Labret]; 11-25-2002 at 09:38 AM..

11-25-2002, 01:48 AM	#4
Spunkyed So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Tyler, Tx Posts: 290	I hate when I'm playing BF1942 and i got this dude in my sites and I'm just about to blow his ass away and then it happens.... someone sends me a fucking instant message and when i click back to the game, i'm laying there dead and the guy i was aiming at is doing some fucked up duck & jump victory dance over my dead body

11-25-2002, 01:54 AM	#5
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	I hate how the cheese on gas station nachos is too fucking spicy, and all you have is a hot cappucino, cuz it's so fuckin cold outside. And how the cheese gets hard and cold-but stays spicy-on the walk back from the gas station. Fuck.

11-25-2002, 04:15 AM	#6
Seb From Holland Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,747	You wanna hug?