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hybrid · 11-25-2002, 01:23 AM

I hate these stupid motherfuckers that come into my store at 2 o'clock in the fucking morning and see me sitting on a computer, and automatically assume that because I'm taking 5 fucking minutes to enjoy some relaxation that I have nothing better to do than to stand there and hold their fucking hands with every little detail of what they want for an hour and a half.
People, when you next go to Kinko's, PLEASE look at the INSTRUCTIONS that are on the screen of the copiers, on the signs posted EVERY-fucking-WHERE in the store. If people continue to act like little spoiled brats who are too lazy or too good to get their hands dirty on a fucking copy machine, the next person "going postal' will be a Kinko's employee.

We are not your fucking secrateries.

We are not your fucking babysitters.

This is not Burger King, it is not 'your way, right away'.

I am not a customer Service representative here to get on my knees and give you a fucking blowjob.

I am the jerk-off assigned to watch this fucking store 12 hours a night to make ends meet.

I do not care.

No one else does.

Fuck off and die you yuppie fuckshits!

Gawd that felt good, Imma go have a smoke now. Thank you GFY.

11-25-2002, 01:23 AM
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	I Fucking hate people I hate these stupid motherfuckers that come into my store at 2 o'clock in the fucking morning and see me sitting on a computer, and automatically assume that because I'm taking 5 fucking minutes to enjoy some relaxation that I have nothing better to do than to stand there and hold their fucking hands with every little detail of what they want for an hour and a half. People, when you next go to Kinko's, PLEASE look at the INSTRUCTIONS that are on the screen of the copiers, on the signs posted EVERY-fucking-WHERE in the store. If people continue to act like little spoiled brats who are too lazy or too good to get their hands dirty on a fucking copy machine, the next person "going postal' will be a Kinko's employee. We are not your fucking secrateries. We are not your fucking babysitters. This is not Burger King, it is not 'your way, right away'. I am not a customer Service representative here to get on my knees and give you a fucking blowjob. I am the jerk-off assigned to watch this fucking store 12 hours a night to make ends meet. I do not care. No one else does. Fuck off and die you yuppie fuckshits! Gawd that felt good, Imma go have a smoke now. Thank you GFY.