I Fucking hate people
 

I hate these stupid motherfuckers that come into my store at 2 o'clock in the fucking morning and see me sitting on a computer, and automatically assume that because I'm taking 5 fucking minutes to enjoy some relaxation that I have nothing better to do than to stand there and hold their fucking hands with every little detail of what they want for an hour and a half.
People, when you next go to Kinko's, PLEASE look at the INSTRUCTIONS that are on the screen of the copiers, on the signs posted EVERY-fucking-WHERE in the store. If people continue to act like little spoiled brats who are too lazy or too good to get their hands dirty on a fucking copy machine, the next person "going postal' will be a Kinko's employee.

We are not your fucking secrateries.

We are not your fucking babysitters.

This is not Burger King, it is not 'your way, right away'.

I am not a customer Service representative here to get on my knees and give you a fucking blowjob.

I am the jerk-off assigned to watch this fucking store 12 hours a night to make ends meet.

I do not care.

No one else does.

Fuck off and die you yuppie fuckshits!

Gawd that felt good, Imma go have a smoke now. Thank you GFY.

I hate it when I'm playing a video game and I get killed by some asian dude -- especially a chinese -- it really ticks me off.
I don't mind losing to some white dude who's a way better player than me, but if it's some asian dude, I think to myself, "That no-good fuckin chink!"

Man, that's kind of racist.

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I hate when I'm playing BF1942 and i got this dude in my sites and I'm just about to blow his ass away and then it happens.... someone sends me a fucking instant message

and when i click back to the game, i'm laying there dead and the guy i was aiming at is doing some fucked up duck & jump victory dance over my dead body

I hate how the cheese on gas station nachos is too fucking spicy, and all you have is a hot cappucino, cuz it's so fuckin cold outside.

And how the cheese gets hard and cold-but stays spicy-on the walk back from the gas station.

Fuck.

You wanna hug?

Happens all the time to me as well.........

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I shut off everything. Nothing will intrude on my bf1942 time.

Things that piss me off in BF1942

Sitting in artie, shelling the enemy spawn from a nice safe distance, watching the names of the allied dead scroll across my screen while they cry about spawn camping. Anyhow, while I am shelling away, some dumb fucking newb jumps in and drives me right up the spawn. God damn that pisses me off.

Plane campers. Sometimes I will sit in a tank and just blow up my own planes to deny the campers the joy of getting a plane.

People who stay on the boats while I am the only one on the beach going for flags.

Clan fags.

Girlfriend calling me on phone while in the middle of game.