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Old 04-18-2009, 07:48 PM   #1
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I Spoke With God At Length Today...
Turns out he does not believe we exist.
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Old 04-18-2009, 07:53 PM   #2
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Old 04-18-2009, 07:55 PM   #3
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Old 04-18-2009, 07:58 PM   #4
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Old 04-18-2009, 08:05 PM   #5
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Which God? I can't get that fuck to answer my calls. Plus, the old bastard owes me $50.
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Old 04-18-2009, 08:18 PM   #6
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Old 04-18-2009, 08:25 PM   #7
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Old 04-18-2009, 08:34 PM   #8
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Old 04-18-2009, 08:40 PM   #9
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:02 PM   #10
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:05 PM   #11
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Don't take the news so hard CrazyHunk. Everything will be okay, you'll see.
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:08 PM   #12
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Nobody here gives a shit about that.

Did you ask him what his stance on tube sites was?
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:10 PM   #13
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Nobody here gives a shit about that.

Did you ask him what his stance on tube sites was?
...................... o know............... i knwo..........
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:13 PM   #14
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:15 PM   #15
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Nobody here gives a shit about that.

Did you ask him what his stance on tube sites was?
Funny you should ask. Turns out we DID have a conversation regarding pornographic tube sites. He told me that I should embrace the new direction of adult marketing, and stop fighting against the waves.

He also told me my penis will not be getting any larger, and that he has not believed in humans since he was a gullible kid.

At a certain point he just made a weird sound (kind of sounded like a wet fart), then he gave me the finger, started laughing in a maniacal fashion, and *POOF* he was gone!

The whole ordeal made me kind of sad in a way...
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maybe god whould like some of my music.. its said the devil hates rock music so whould it be rap that god hates?? i doubt it.. he got more ice in his teeth then on a skating rink..
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:23 PM   #19
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It's ok to Speak with God.. But if he starts answering you should be worried..
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:25 PM   #20
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It's nice to know that God is pro tube.

One time God told me that my penis wouldn't get any larger either. Unfortunately, he told me that when I was 6 years old, and he was telling the truth.
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Old 04-18-2009, 09:28 PM   #21
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One time God told me that my penis wouldn't get any larger either. Unfortunately, he told me that when I was 6 years old, and he was telling the truth.
Yup. That sounds like him alright. And then the maniacal laughter, right? He's a douche.
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36 gods in this world, I would think your god is a little paranoid.
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36 gods in this world, I would think your god is a little paranoid.
Come to think of it, he did keep asking if I was sure we were alone, and he kept looking back over his shoulder a lot. Mmmm, vedy vedy interesting...
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so whould it be rap that god hates?? i doubt it.. he got more ice in his teeth then on a skating rink..
god has diamonds in his grill??
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