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BFT3K

04-18-2009 07:48 PM

I Spoke With God At Length Today...

Turns out he does not believe we exist.

:eyecrazy :uhoh :eek2 :eyecrazy :uhoh :eek2

itto	04-18-2009 07:53 PM

what an 4sshat.

LiveDose

04-18-2009 07:55 PM

Jigga whaaaaaat?

skrinkladoo

04-18-2009 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 15759368)

Turns out he does not believe we exist.

:eyecrazy :uhoh :eek2 :eyecrazy :uhoh :eek2

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Useless Warrior

04-18-2009 08:05 PM

Which God? I can't get that fuck to answer my calls. Plus, the old bastard owes me $50.

420	04-18-2009 08:18 PM

http://spiritualtravelman.files.word...eaking-out.png

Spunky

04-18-2009 08:25 PM

Jesus is lord!

itto	04-18-2009 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 15759416)

http://spiritualtravelman.files.word...eaking-out.png

http://bosstoons.com/huha.jpg

IllTestYourGirls

04-18-2009 08:40 PM

Jihadddddddddddd!

CrazyHunk

04-18-2009 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 15759368)

Turns out he does not believe we exist.

:eyecrazy :uhoh :eek2 :eyecrazy :uhoh :eek2

:(

:helpme:helpme

BFT3K

04-18-2009 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyHunk (Post 15759484)

:(

:helpme:helpme

Don't take the news so hard CrazyHunk. Everything will be okay, you'll see.

Snake Doctor

04-18-2009 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 15759368)

Turns out he does not believe we exist.

:eyecrazy :uhoh :eek2 :eyecrazy :uhoh :eek2

Nobody here gives a shit about that.

Did you ask him what his stance on tube sites was?

mmcfadden

04-18-2009 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15759500)

Nobody here gives a shit about that.

Did you ask him what his stance on tube sites was?

...................... o know............... i knwo..........

CyberHustler

04-18-2009 09:13 PM

Was he black?

BFT3K

04-18-2009 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15759500)

Nobody here gives a shit about that.

Did you ask him what his stance on tube sites was?

Funny you should ask. Turns out we DID have a conversation regarding pornographic tube sites. He told me that I should embrace the new direction of adult marketing, and stop fighting against the waves.

He also told me my penis will not be getting any larger, and that he has not believed in humans since he was a gullible kid.

At a certain point he just made a weird sound (kind of sounded like a wet fart), then he gave me the finger, started laughing in a maniacal fashion, and *POOF* he was gone!

The whole ordeal made me kind of sad in a way...

CyberHustler

04-18-2009 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 15759505)

...................... o know............... i knwo..........

:eek7 :eek7

MindWaste

04-18-2009 09:16 PM

maybe god whould like some of my music.. its said the devil hates rock music so whould it be rap that god hates?? i doubt it.. he got more ice in his teeth then on a skating rink..

Chosen

04-18-2009 09:17 PM

What did you smoke? :)

Ozarkz

04-18-2009 09:23 PM

It's ok to Speak with God.. But if he starts answering you should be worried..

Snake Doctor

04-18-2009 09:25 PM

It's nice to know that God is pro tube. :glugglug

One time God told me that my penis wouldn't get any larger either. Unfortunately, he told me that when I was 6 years old, and he was telling the truth. :(

BFT3K

04-18-2009 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 15759535)

One time God told me that my penis wouldn't get any larger either. Unfortunately, he told me that when I was 6 years old, and he was telling the truth. :(

Yup. That sounds like him alright. And then the maniacal laughter, right? He's a douche.

Zorgman

04-18-2009 09:30 PM

36 gods in this world, I would think your god is a little paranoid.

BFT3K

04-18-2009 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 15759544)

36 gods in this world, I would think your god is a little paranoid.

Come to think of it, he did keep asking if I was sure we were alone, and he kept looking back over his shoulder a lot. Mmmm, vedy vedy interesting...

420	04-18-2009 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MindWaste (Post 15759521)

maybe god whould like some of my music.. its said the devil hates rock music

The devil loves rock music.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MindWaste (Post 15759521)

so whould it be rap that god hates?? i doubt it.. he got more ice in his teeth then on a skating rink..

god has diamonds in his grill??

who	04-19-2009 01:32 AM

I think you're right.

BFT3K

04-19-2009 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 15759524)

What did you smoke? :)

Salmon :rasta

CaptainHowdy

04-19-2009 05:06 PM

We're a mistake...

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