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  • BFT3K
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2005
    • 10764

    #1

    I Spoke With God At Length Today...

    Turns out he does not believe we exist.

  • itto
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2006
    • 1364

    #2
    what an 4sshat.

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    • LiveDose
      Show Yer Tits!
      • Feb 2002
      • 25792

      #3
      Jigga whaaaaaat?

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      • skrinkladoo
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2007
        • 629

        #4
        Originally posted by BFT3K
        Turns out he does not believe we exist.


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        • Useless Warrior
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2004
          • 978

          #5
          Which God? I can't get that fuck to answer my calls. Plus, the old bastard owes me $50.
          OWAMW

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          • 420
            cuck
            • Mar 2003
            • 11571

            #6
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Jesus is lord!

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              • itto
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2006
                • 1364

                #8
                Originally posted by 420

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                • IllTestYourGirls
                  Ah My Balls
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 14311

                  #9
                  Jihadddddddddddd!

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                  • CrazyHunk
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 262

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BFT3K
                    Turns out he does not believe we exist.



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                    • BFT3K
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 10764

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CrazyHunk


                      Don't take the news so hard CrazyHunk. Everything will be okay, you'll see.

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                      • Snake Doctor
                        I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 13449

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BFT3K
                        Turns out he does not believe we exist.

                        Nobody here gives a shit about that.

                        Did you ask him what his stance on tube sites was?
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                        • mmcfadden
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 5099

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                          Nobody here gives a shit about that.

                          Did you ask him what his stance on tube sites was?
                          ...................... o know............... i knwo..........

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                          • CyberHustler
                            Masterbaiter
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 28754

                            #14
                            Was he black?
                            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                            • BFT3K
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 10764

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                              Nobody here gives a shit about that.

                              Did you ask him what his stance on tube sites was?
                              Funny you should ask. Turns out we DID have a conversation regarding pornographic tube sites. He told me that I should embrace the new direction of adult marketing, and stop fighting against the waves.

                              He also told me my penis will not be getting any larger, and that he has not believed in humans since he was a gullible kid.

                              At a certain point he just made a weird sound (kind of sounded like a wet fart), then he gave me the finger, started laughing in a maniacal fashion, and *POOF* he was gone!

                              The whole ordeal made me kind of sad in a way...

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                              • CyberHustler
                                Masterbaiter
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 28754

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mmcfadden
                                ...................... o know............... i knwo..........
                                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                • MindWaste
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 3662

                                  #17
                                  maybe god whould like some of my music.. its said the devil hates rock music so whould it be rap that god hates?? i doubt it.. he got more ice in his teeth then on a skating rink..
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                                  • Chosen
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 63151

                                    #18
                                    What did you smoke?

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                                    • Ozarkz
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jan 2009
                                      • 2377

                                      #19
                                      It's ok to Speak with God.. But if he starts answering you should be worried..

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                                      • Snake Doctor
                                        I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                        • Mar 2001
                                        • 13449

                                        #20
                                        It's nice to know that God is pro tube.

                                        One time God told me that my penis wouldn't get any larger either. Unfortunately, he told me that when I was 6 years old, and he was telling the truth.
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                                        • BFT3K
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2005
                                          • 10764

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                          One time God told me that my penis wouldn't get any larger either. Unfortunately, he told me that when I was 6 years old, and he was telling the truth.
                                          Yup. That sounds like him alright. And then the maniacal laughter, right? He's a douche.

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                                          • Zorgman
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 6103

                                            #22
                                            36 gods in this world, I would think your god is a little paranoid.
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                                            • BFT3K
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 10764

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Zorgman
                                              36 gods in this world, I would think your god is a little paranoid.
                                              Come to think of it, he did keep asking if I was sure we were alone, and he kept looking back over his shoulder a lot. Mmmm, vedy vedy interesting...

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                                              • 420
                                                cuck
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 11571

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MindWaste
                                                maybe god whould like some of my music.. its said the devil hates rock music
                                                The devil loves rock music.



                                                Originally posted by MindWaste
                                                so whould it be rap that god hates?? i doubt it.. he got more ice in his teeth then on a skating rink..
                                                god has diamonds in his grill??
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                                                <!--END SIMUTRONICS PLAY BUTTON CODE -->

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                                                • who
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                  • 19593

                                                  #25
                                                  I think you're right.

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                                                  • BFT3K
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                    • 10764

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Chosen
                                                    What did you smoke?
                                                    Salmon

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                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 94033

                                                      #27
                                                      We're a mistake...

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