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F-U-Jimmy · 04-11-2009, 12:43 PM

I decided to play around with Photoshop last week to build some new promo material for my restaurant in Mission Beach. Since the old Jack off in a Box closed ( idiot landlord raised the rent 30% ) there are no Burgers in Mission Beach. I decided to serve a whole line of top quality Angus Burgers, from the 1/4 lb up to a huge 2 lb with our own home made special seeded buns, a range of home made sauces as well as traditional mayo and ketchup and various toppings . Cheeses, mushrooms, bacon and many more. During the first week or so we sold maybe 50 Burgers which was rather disappointing, but since putting up various posters like the one below sales have topped 40 burgers a day. Keep in mind this is not a burger joint we just happen to sell burgers as well as a ton of other stuff. But im pleased with what a few hours in Photoshop can do. Think ill make some T-Shirts and give them out to our regular customers ?

Loch · 04-11-2009, 12:47 PM

i like it...

RyuLion · 04-11-2009, 12:52 PM

very nice!!!!

imageman · 04-11-2009, 01:01 PM

Nice Nice

Si · 04-11-2009, 01:02 PM

Thats cool

And T-Shirts could be a good idea, free advertising (minus the cost of a t-shirt obviously )

F-U-Jimmy · 04-11-2009, 01:07 PM

What do you think about printing on bikinis and giving them out to the cute babes that come to the Cafe. We get more than 10,000 very cute Irish girls over here ( Mission / PB )every year on special work/holiday permits. Most of them are content quality. I thought perhaps doing something eye catching and printing that ?

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Originally Posted by mobilefun1987

Thats cool

And T-Shirts could be a good idea, free advertising (minus the cost of a t-shirt obviously )

John-ACWM · 04-11-2009, 01:15 PM

Impressive work

F-U-Jimmy · 04-11-2009, 01:17 PM

Heres one i am working on for one of the Mission beach websites i own "Mission Beach Fun"
Its a 5 gig file so i had to compress it a lot to make it load on GFY. The full size image is much sharper and brighter

HorseShit · 04-11-2009, 01:18 PM

Flame Grilled Anus Burger

F-U-Jimmy · 04-11-2009, 01:21 PM

Shit after reading this i thought i had spelt it wrong

Almost had flames shooting out of my ass

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Originally Posted by Justin

Flame Grilled Anus Burger

Chosen · 04-11-2009, 01:24 PM

Yeah, looks good

SilentKnight · 04-11-2009, 02:43 PM

Cool concepts - both of them.

Ozarkz · 04-11-2009, 02:46 PM

Aside from them looking extremely creepy and having nothing to do with food.

They look pretty sick.

woj · 04-11-2009, 02:51 PM

turned out real nice, nice work dude

V_RocKs · 04-11-2009, 02:59 PM

I'd eat it,2x's!

digifan · 04-11-2009, 03:05 PM

Damn nice work and despite the recession people must eat. Good luck to you!

Steve Awesome · 04-11-2009, 03:10 PM

Looks good, but I have no idea why anyone would want to eat a burger based on your advertisement. Are you sure you're just not catching on from word of mouth? Do you have a photo of your counter and menu board?

F-U-Jimmy · 04-11-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Awesome

Looks good, but I have no idea why anyone would want to eat a burger based on your advertisement. Are you sure you're just not catching on from word of mouth? Do you have a photo of your counter and menu board?

It's just getting them in the door after that the cute Servers and Baristas plus the great smells do the rest. We also have images of the burgers inside like these. Im even thinking of having stripper poles outside if i can get a permit

Ozarkz · 04-11-2009, 03:46 PM

That's awesome dude. I'd love to own my own burger joint.

I think i'm going to have a burger for dinner now. Thanks. hahaha.

F-U-Jimmy · 04-11-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

That's awesome dude. I'd love to own my own burger joint.

I think i'm going to have a burger for dinner now. Thanks. hahaha.

Its not really a burger joint, we just decided to add burgers to the menu at this location after Jack in the crack closed down. We also just added Gyros ( i will be the best customer as i love Gyro meat ) , its a quick meal to make for beach goers. Now i just need to get a Beer and Wine license there, then i can bring in 50+ European bottled beers, some nice micro brews and a few dozen quality wines at great prices

Ozarkz · 04-11-2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

Its not really a burger joint, we just decided to add burgers to the menu at this location after Jack in the crack closed down. We also just added Gyros ( i will be the best customer as i love Gyro meat ) , its a quick meal to make for beach goers. Now i just need to get a Beer and Wine license there, then i can bring in 50+ European bottled beers, some nice micro brews and a few dozen quality wines at great prices

That's awesome. I'm sure you will do very well.

CDSmith · 04-11-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

A nice blast of double-sized flames coming out of his ass would be the final touch.

The crowning glory, if you will.

qxm · 04-11-2009, 04:10 PM

very sexe work m8

Matt 26z · 04-11-2009, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

Maybe put your logo on his shirt?
or maybe burn the name into the bottom bun.

Matt 26z · 04-11-2009, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz

Aside from them looking extremely creepy and having nothing to do with food.

They look pretty sick.

Seems like a lot of popular places sell a theme more than the actual food, so maybe that's not a problem.

F-U-Jimmy · 04-11-2009, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Maybe put your logo on his shirt?
or maybe burn the name into the bottom bun.

04-11-2009, 12:43 PM	#1
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Messing about in Photoshop I decided to play around with Photoshop last week to build some new promo material for my restaurant in Mission Beach. Since the old Jack off in a Box closed ( idiot landlord raised the rent 30% ) there are no Burgers in Mission Beach. I decided to serve a whole line of top quality Angus Burgers, from the 1/4 lb up to a huge 2 lb with our own home made special seeded buns, a range of home made sauces as well as traditional mayo and ketchup and various toppings . Cheeses, mushrooms, bacon and many more. During the first week or so we sold maybe 50 Burgers which was rather disappointing, but since putting up various posters like the one below sales have topped 40 burgers a day. Keep in mind this is not a burger joint we just happen to sell burgers as well as a ton of other stuff. But im pleased with what a few hours in Photoshop can do. Think ill make some T-Shirts and give them out to our regular customers ? __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

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F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Mission Beach Fun Heres one i am working on for one of the Mission beach websites i own "Mission Beach Fun" Its a 5 gig file so i had to compress it a lot to make it load on GFY. The full size image is much sharper and brighter __________________ icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

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Ozarkz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,377	Aside from them looking extremely creepy and having nothing to do with food. They look pretty sick.

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Ozarkz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,377	That's awesome dude. I'd love to own my own burger joint. I think i'm going to have a burger for dinner now. Thanks. hahaha.

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