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To the women of the board
If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach..
you are aiming a little bit high carry on now
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You are one of those smart guys with his brain in his cock ? fantastic
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i disagree, food is definitely the way into my heart. finding a woman who can cook anything edible these days is harder than finding one who sucks a good cock by a long shot...
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you make a point....
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actually if you are after his heart you can through his stomach but if you are after his money then yes aim lower ![]()
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I need a beer
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A good meal takes 1/2 hour. 30 seconds is enough for any woman
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Where's my wallet?
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I had a feeling that the way to dirtydanza's heart was through his ass. Now he's confirmed my suspicions.
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Me too. In all the women's lib movement, and their striving to be more manly, most young women these days have lost any real attractive feminine qualities outside of being a warm wet hole to jack off in. The women's liberation movement killed womanhood...
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Nice one. I cook I clean I sew my own fucking buttons I kill bugs.
My bitch needs me and she knows it
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So judging by Danza's site and his recent threads he's just a women abuser with a small cock?
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oh nowwwww you tell me...after ive perfected making mexican food to lure a man... damn the luck...!
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then I can say... C'mon baddog don't kill me man.... I got a girlfriend... some kids... a wife on the side....
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Any whore can suck a good dick... Bitch better be good in the kitchen if she's trying to find her way to my heart or whatever. Honestly, good bitches have no purpose outside of the kitchen.
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If she's a good cook, I'll find a way to suck my own dick.
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Says the guy who gives himself a handjob every day...
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Well i'm not going to let it go to waste?
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Such Fun!
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That is misinformation at it's finest...
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![]() No not on my period....sorry...but this thread just sucks |
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