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Old 04-03-2009, 09:42 PM   #1
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To the women of the board

If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach..



you are aiming a little bit high




carry on now
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:43 PM   #2
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You are one of those smart guys with his brain in his cock ? fantastic
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:49 PM   #3
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i disagree, food is definitely the way into my heart. finding a woman who can cook anything edible these days is harder than finding one who sucks a good cock by a long shot...
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:49 PM   #4
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i disagree, food is definitely the way into my heart. finding a woman who can cook anything edible these days is harder than finding one who sucks a good cock by a long shot...
you make a point....
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:49 PM   #5
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If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach..



you are aiming a little bit high




carry on now

actually if you are after his heart you can through his stomach but if you are after his money then yes aim lower
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:55 PM   #6
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:56 PM   #7
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Old 04-03-2009, 10:31 PM   #8
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i disagree, food is definitely the way into my heart. finding a woman who can cook anything edible these days is harder than finding one who sucks a good cock by a long shot...
That's why I learned to cook.
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Old 04-03-2009, 10:34 PM   #9
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I had a feeling that the way to dirtydanza's heart was through his ass. Now he's confirmed my suspicions.
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Old 04-03-2009, 10:38 PM   #10
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That's why I learned to cook.
Me too. In all the women's lib movement, and their striving to be more manly, most young women these days have lost any real attractive feminine qualities outside of being a warm wet hole to jack off in. The women's liberation movement killed womanhood...
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Old 04-03-2009, 10:42 PM   #11
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Nice one. I cook I clean I sew my own fucking buttons I kill bugs.

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Old 04-03-2009, 11:17 PM   #12
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So judging by Danza's site and his recent threads he's just a women abuser with a small cock?
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:35 PM   #13
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oh nowwwww you tell me...after ive perfected making mexican food to lure a man... damn the luck...!
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Old 04-04-2009, 12:33 AM   #14
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i disagree, food is definitely the way into my heart. finding a woman who can cook anything edible these days is harder than finding one who sucks a good cock by a long shot...
What if the woman can cook and suck a good cock? I do both pretty damn well.
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Old 04-04-2009, 12:38 AM   #15
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What if the woman can cook and suck a good cock? I do both pretty damn well.
then you should be my girlfriend...

then I can say...



C'mon baddog don't kill me man.... I got a girlfriend... some kids... a wife on the side....
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Old 04-04-2009, 12:45 AM   #16
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Any whore can suck a good dick... Bitch better be good in the kitchen if she's trying to find her way to my heart or whatever. Honestly, good bitches have no purpose outside of the kitchen.
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Old 04-04-2009, 12:51 AM   #17
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If she's a good cook, I'll find a way to suck my own dick.
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Old 04-04-2009, 12:55 AM   #18
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If she's a good cook, I'll find a way to suck my own dick.
That was a little gay...
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Old 04-04-2009, 01:02 AM   #19
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What if the woman can cook and suck a good cock? I do both pretty damn well.
that's what we in the hetero male profession refer to as "a keeper"
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Old 04-04-2009, 01:03 AM   #20
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That was a little gay...
Says the guy who gives himself a handjob every day...
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Old 04-04-2009, 01:05 AM   #21
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Says the guy who gives himself a handjob every day...
Not everyday... anymore... But that's different. Like, would you swallow?
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Old 04-04-2009, 01:10 AM   #22
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Not everyday... anymore... But that's different. Like, would you swallow?
Well i'm not going to let it go to waste?
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Old 04-04-2009, 01:30 AM   #24
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What if the woman can cook and suck a good cock? I do both pretty damn well.
If it wasn't for the "alleged" mental problem.... I'd say ur wifey material

btw ... no offense intended ...
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crazy chicks tend to make for the best lays
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Old 04-04-2009, 06:14 AM   #26
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Old 04-04-2009, 06:50 AM   #27
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That is misinformation at it's finest...
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:01 AM   #28
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That's sweet.

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Old 04-05-2009, 06:37 AM   #29
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No not on my period....sorry...but this thread just sucks
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