To the women of the board
 

If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach..



you are aiming a little bit high




carry on now

You are one of those smart guys with his brain in his cock ? fantastic

i disagree, food is definitely the way into my heart. finding a woman who can cook anything edible these days is harder than finding one who sucks a good cock by a long shot...

you make a point....

actually if you are after his heart you can through his stomach but if you are after his money then yes aim lower :1orglaugh

A good meal takes 1/2 hour. 30 seconds is enough for any woman

Where's my wallet?

That's why I learned to cook.

I had a feeling that the way to dirtydanza's heart was through his ass. Now he's confirmed my suspicions.

Me too. In all the women's lib movement, and their striving to be more manly, most young women these days have lost any real attractive feminine qualities outside of being a warm wet hole to jack off in. The women's liberation movement killed womanhood... :1orglaugh

Nice one. I cook I clean I sew my own fucking buttons I kill bugs.

My bitch needs me and she knows it

So judging by Danza's site and his recent threads he's just a women abuser with a small cock?

oh nowwwww you tell me...after ive perfected making mexican food to lure a man... damn the luck...!

What if the woman can cook and suck a good cock? I do both pretty damn well. :winkwink:

then you should be my girlfriend...

then I can say...



C'mon baddog don't kill me man.... I got a girlfriend... some kids... a wife on the side....

If she's a good cook, I'll find a way to suck my own dick.

that's what we in the hetero male profession refer to as "a keeper" :thumbsup

Says the guy who gives himself a handjob every day...

:Oh crap Not everyday... anymore... But that's different. Like, would you swallow?

Well i'm not going to let it go to waste?

:Oh crap

If it wasn't for the "alleged" mental problem.... I'd say ur wifey material :thumbsup:winkwink:

btw ... no offense intended ...:pimp

crazy chicks tend to make for the best lays :2 cents:

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That is misinformation at it's finest...

That's sweet.

Nothing like a girl who wants to please her man. :thumbsup























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No not on my period....sorry...but this thread just sucks