To the women of the board

**Loch** · 04-03-2009, 08:43 PM

You are one of those smart guys with his brain in his cock ? fantastic

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 04-03-2009, 08:49 PM

i disagree, food is definitely the way into my heart. finding a woman who can cook anything edible these days is harder than finding one who sucks a good cock by a long shot...

**DirtyDanza** · 04-03-2009, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

i disagree, food is definitely the way into my heart. finding a woman who can cook anything edible these days is harder than finding one who sucks a good cock by a long shot...

you make a point....

**SBJ** · 04-03-2009, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by DirtyDanza

If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach..

you are aiming a little bit high

carry on now

actually if you are after his heart you can through his stomach but if you are after his money then yes aim lower

**Spunky** · 04-03-2009, 08:55 PM

A good meal takes 1/2 hour. 30 seconds is enough for any woman

**minddust** · 04-03-2009, 08:56 PM

Where's my wallet?

**Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 04-03-2009, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

i disagree, food is definitely the way into my heart. finding a woman who can cook anything edible these days is harder than finding one who sucks a good cock by a long shot...

That's why I learned to cook.

**420** · 04-03-2009, 09:34 PM

I had a feeling that the way to dirtydanza's heart was through his ass. Now he's confirmed my suspicions.

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 04-03-2009, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by Killswitch

That's why I learned to cook.

Me too. In all the women's lib movement, and their striving to be more manly, most young women these days have lost any real attractive feminine qualities outside of being a warm wet hole to jack off in. The women's liberation movement killed womanhood...

**LeRoy** · 04-03-2009, 09:42 PM

Nice one. I cook I clean I sew my own fucking buttons I kill bugs.

My bitch needs me and she knows it

**Ozarkz** · 04-03-2009, 10:17 PM

So judging by Danza's site and his recent threads he's just a women abuser with a small cock?

**Almost Evil** · 04-03-2009, 10:35 PM

oh nowwwww you tell me...after ive perfected making mexican food to lure a man... damn the luck...!

**JaneB** · 04-03-2009, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat

i disagree, food is definitely the way into my heart. finding a woman who can cook anything edible these days is harder than finding one who sucks a good cock by a long shot...

What if the woman can cook and suck a good cock? I do both pretty damn well.

**DirtyDanza** · 04-03-2009, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by JaneB

What if the woman can cook and suck a good cock? I do both pretty damn well.

then you should be my girlfriend...

then I can say...

C'mon baddog don't kill me man.... I got a girlfriend... some kids... a wife on the side....

**CyberHustler** · 04-03-2009, 11:45 PM

Any whore can suck a good dick... Bitch better be good in the kitchen if she's trying to find her way to my heart or whatever. Honestly, good bitches have no purpose outside of the kitchen.

**donkevlar** · 04-03-2009, 11:51 PM

If she's a good cook, I'll find a way to suck my own dick.

**CyberHustler** · 04-03-2009, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by donkevlar

If she's a good cook, I'll find a way to suck my own dick.

That was a little gay...

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 04-04-2009, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by JaneB

What if the woman can cook and suck a good cock? I do both pretty damn well.

that's what we in the hetero male profession refer to as "a keeper"

**donkevlar** · 04-04-2009, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by CyberHustler

That was a little gay...

Says the guy who gives himself a handjob every day...

**CyberHustler** · 04-04-2009, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by donkevlar

Says the guy who gives himself a handjob every day...

Not everyday... anymore... But that's different. Like, would you swallow?

**donkevlar** · 04-04-2009, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by CyberHustler

Not everyday... anymore... But that's different. Like, would you swallow?

Well i'm not going to let it go to waste?

**CyberHustler** · 04-04-2009, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by donkevlar

Well i'm not going to let it go to waste?

**qxm** · 04-04-2009, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by JaneB

What if the woman can cook and suck a good cock? I do both pretty damn well.

If it wasn't for the "alleged" mental problem.... I'd say ur wifey material

btw ... no offense intended ...

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 04-04-2009, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by qxm

If it wasn't for the "alleged" mental problem.... I'd say ur wifey material

btw ... no offense intended ...

crazy chicks tend to make for the best lays

Si · 04-04-2009, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by donkevlar

Well i'm not going to let it go to waste?

**CaptainHowdy** · 04-04-2009, 05:50 AM

That is misinformation at it's finest...

**AaronM** · 04-04-2009, 06:01 AM

Originally posted by Killswitch

That's why I learned to cook.

That's sweet.

Nothing like a girl who wants to please her man.

**sexandcash** · 04-05-2009, 05:37 AM

No not on my period....sorry...but this thread just sucks

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