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XXXPaysiteDesign · 11-23-2002, 02:04 PM

100 biaaaaaaatch.

DarkJedi · 11-23-2002, 02:07 PM

dude, by helping out poor kittens you accumulate merits and your karma will get better (that means thisng will go better for you)

please think of the kittens

MarcS · 11-23-2002, 02:09 PM

by helping poor people from 3rd world countries you can help world piece

DarkJedi · 11-23-2002, 02:13 PM

yes but people can help themselves - and poor kittens can not. people adopt them and then throw out on the streets. they are like helpless.

MarcS · 11-23-2002, 02:19 PM

but if there is world piece everyone will be happy. and when all mankind will be happy they will also love their kittys. therefor it makes more sense to help humans than kittys since it's in the long term interest of the kitties

DarkJedi · 11-23-2002, 02:23 PM

world piece is a metaphor

humans will never stop fighting over power and world domination.

sonomasnap · 11-23-2002, 02:26 PM

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Keeping my fingers crossed.

Thanks,

Nbritte · 11-23-2002, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Cute little girl
But I thought Lensman didn't like pics of kids here???

Not sure about that but if this had been anyother type of tread I doubt I would have show her pic but you have to admit it would be hard to resist those big eyes lol. Lord knows I have a hard time saying no to her lol.

railz · 11-23-2002, 02:30 PM

I'd like to see the 100,000 hits going to a page that offers a free 30 minut trial in return for a donation to Children's Caner Research.

But that's just me and the Xmas spirit starting to rise up

GL all who entered.

sexpress · 11-23-2002, 02:37 PM

realuniform.com

Because my birthday is on monday and this would be one of the coolest birthday presents I will get I think...

macroguru · 11-23-2002, 02:41 PM

http://www.Hotnwildteens.com/home.shtml

Help this poor TGP to grow.

It needs surfers like I need beer.

ALL THE TIME!!

Macro
40890075

Thrawn$ · 11-23-2002, 02:42 PM

Heuu... Fuck off !!!

I will try to submit my site again

Jon · 11-23-2002, 02:43 PM

..because i won't beg for traffic.

http://www.aol.com -- will bribe members for referring friends.

railz · 11-23-2002, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macroguru
http://www.Hotnwildteens.com/home.shtml

Help this poor TGP to grow.

It needs surfers like I need beer.

ALL THE TIME!!

Macro

FYI - that URL is 404 for me.

wurst · 11-23-2002, 03:18 PM

Because i like traffic and i think i can use 100,000 hits like everyone else - http://www.bluepornlinks.com

icq: 124641519

Pete · 11-23-2002, 03:55 PM

Its crunch time....only a couple minutes remaining

11-23-2002, 07:07 PM

http://loadedgirls.com

It was 8th grade. I wasn't allowed to ride the bus, due to my repetition of throwing kids' backpacks out the window. So, as you would expect, I had to find another means of transportation to get me to and from school. Unfortunately, I had to opt for riding with my neighbor Steven, in his mother's station wagon. It was Steven's crank smoking mother who made the ride so uncomfortable. If she wasn't spitting on us and referring to us as little fag monkeys, she was stopping in the pits of hell to score some speed or crank.

Anyhow, it was the last day of school and Steven and I were waiting for his mother, who was late as usual. At this point Steven, who wasn't even a friend of mine, began urging me to walk home. I really just ignored him, as I usually did. Well, up until the point his mother's "dragon wagon" came screaming into the parking lot damn near hitting an autistic boy in a wheelchair. At this point, I became a little concerned. However, something told me to get in the wagon, which I did.

The entire ride home Steven's cum dumpster of a mother cackled, and rambled about how she just got her hands on some "good shit". Steven had already cuffed his hands over his ears, so I doubt he heard a word. I, myself, began praying to God.

The ride up from the driveway to the garage seemed like an eternity. I knew something odd was going to happen. What came next, I never could have imagined in my wildest dreams. The instance, the very instance, that car came to a stop; Steven bolted inside the house without even looking back. I wasn't so lucky. I made a valiant attempt to dash out of the garage, but was stopped short when that beast of a woman hit me in the back of the head with a shovel. Before I could yell White Trash Rape, she was on top of me, choking me with a torn up garden hose.

The level of fright I was experiencing could never be appropriately described with words alone. To say the least, it was a wonder I didn't shit and piss myself. This bitch was manhandling me like Michael Jackson would Emmanuel Lewis. She began tearing my clothes off the way a five year old opens their presents on Christmas morning. I was so terrified at this point that there was no way I was going to be able to achieve a hard on (which was her M/O), and she knew it. Her solution? Stab a #2 pencil into my piss hole, and inside the shaft of my penis. Tears of pain and humiliation streamed down my face like white water rapids. And behind the bumber of the "dragon wagon" is where she began riding me like the barfly she was. I blacked out (or so it seemed).

When I came to (woke up, you sick bastards), I realized she was carving her initials in my back with an icepick. She then proceeded to kick my teeth in and call me Shirley. I laid there crying, a bloody, carved up mess. At which point, she exclaimed, "You better stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about". I knew she was serious.

She then went on to explain that it was just a hard lesson of life. She said she did me more of a favor, than I did for her. She told me, although she achieved an orgasm, I had achieved something so much more valuable... my MANHOOD! And with knowing that, I felt okay. Yeah, I was in pain from being fucked in the ass with a weedeater and stabbed in the nuts with a yard dart, but I was a man. That day I became a MAN! Now send me some motherfucking traffic!

quiet · 11-23-2002, 07:09 PM

hahaha

11-23-2002, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by some_idiot

A good sob story didn't even peek a bit of interest?
Out $3000 and couldn't attend a wake for a friend?

My god man, what does it take to even peek your
interest?

1) for 100,000 I'll give you 75% of the revenue
2) My wife will blow you next time you are in TO
3) My girlfriend will blow you next time you are in Point Claire
4) Beer to till puke twice next time you are in TO

Give it to www.fabulousforum.com !

Hey, judging by the url, did you own the Forum in London? I use to go there all the time. Live about 45 minutes away. I can't believe they forced them out. Now it's open again under a different name.

My alcoholic buddies and I used to get wasted there all the time. Now they don't even have the lighted floor anymore. Not the same. "Star Trek" ruled.

We go to Flesh's once in a while but the bikers tend to get nasty in there.

Spunky · 11-23-2002, 07:28 PM

Pick a fucking weiner I mean winner already...all this butt licking is reminding me of work...

Pete · 11-23-2002, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Pick a fucking weiner I mean winner already...all this butt licking is reminding me of work...

The winner was announced on another thread.http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=89906

Pete · 11-23-2002, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Pick a fucking weiner I mean winner already...all this butt licking is reminding me of work...

Spunkums...is that you, you dirty dog?

Rep · 11-23-2002, 07:33 PM

pete please hit me on icq : 157711456

Spunky · 11-23-2002, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete

Spunkums...is that you, you dirty dog?

Ya man... who are you? Daily Hooters Pete?

Pete · 11-23-2002, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Ya man... who are you? Daily Hooters Pete?

Ya, hows the site going?

pink_in_the_middle · 11-23-2002, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nbritte

Not sure about that but if this had been anyother type of tread I doubt I would have show her pic but you have to admit it would be hard to resist those big eyes lol. Lord knows I have a hard time saying no to her lol.

Hey don't get me wrong,I have np with ppl posting pics of their kids

About a week ago I made a thread about wanting advice on potty training etc...

I posted a picture the exact same size as yours and was torn down for it.

I won't mention any names because they all know who they are .

I don't see why you all had such a problem with me posting my daughters pic in a thread about her???

Spunky · 11-23-2002, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete

Ya, hows the site going?

Pete buddy..where ya been? I dont see you on ICQ anymore...This man helped my site get going..Good guy and it helped alot... The winner should get a good start.. Turn on your ICQ Pete!

Nbritte · 11-23-2002, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle

Hey don't get me wrong,I have np with ppl posting pics of their kids
About a week ago I made a thread about wanting advice on potty training etc...

I posted a picture the exact same size as yours and was torn down for it.

I won't mention any names because they all know who they are .

I don't see why you all had such a problem with me posting my daughters pic in a thread about her???

Yes if that was the one I remember there was one person that I would have like to have visited regarting their coments. Of course not everyone is like that. Personally I would still like to know the address of the one who was making the lewd comments.

megaporn · 11-23-2002, 07:51 PM

quiet · 11-23-2002, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nbritte

Yes if that was the one I remember there was one person that I would have like to have visited regarting their coments. Of course not everyone is like that. Personally I would still like to know the address of the one who was making the lewd comments.

and would you have done? if you had their address?

Hustlin Entertainment · 11-23-2002, 09:28 PM

www.hustlin.com

Help me help myself get past myself i'm just bad for my own health

pink_in_the_middle · 11-23-2002, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nbritte

Yes if that was the one I remember there was one person that I would have like to have visited regarting their coments. Of course not everyone is like that. Personally I would still like to know the address of the one who was making the lewd comments.

Yeah there were a few ppl makin' asses out of themselves or just following the crowed...it'll always be like that.

Some disturbing comments and alot of good advice too

For some reason some ppl have a prob with me but they just won't say it. They make a thread about it or say stupid comments. To me it seems like they have a little crush and hate that they can't get my attention

lol

Anyways thanks for posting the pic,now I know there's np with posting a pic of your kid on the board

Nbritte · 11-23-2002, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

and would you have done? if you had their address?

humm depends we dont have cars in kentucky so it would at least have to be walking distants before I could decide what to do

archer · 11-23-2002, 10:04 PM

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Shaggy · 11-23-2002, 11:25 PM

eat a dick archer, your sigs make me sick.

Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.

archer · 11-24-2002, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaggy
eat a dick archer, your sigs make me sick.

Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.

sheesh... so sensitive.

archer · 11-25-2002, 09:46 AM

bump...

whatever happened with this anyway? for curiousity's sake

11-23-2002, 02:04 PM	#101
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11-23-2002, 02:13 PM	#104
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	yes but people can help themselves - and poor kittens can not. people adopt them and then throw out on the streets. they are like helpless. Last edited by DarkJedi; 11-23-2002 at 02:14 PM..

11-23-2002, 02:30 PM	#109
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	I'd like to see the 100,000 hits going to a page that offers a free 30 minut trial in return for a donation to Children's Caner Research. But that's just me and the Xmas spirit starting to rise up GL all who entered. __________________ This Space for Rent

11-23-2002, 02:37 PM	#110
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11-23-2002, 02:41 PM	#111
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11-23-2002, 02:07 PM	#102
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	dude, by helping out poor kittens you accumulate merits and your karma will get better (that means thisng will go better for you) please think of the kittens

11-23-2002, 02:09 PM	#103
MarcS Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 139	by helping poor people from 3rd world countries you can help world piece

11-23-2002, 02:19 PM	#105
MarcS Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 139	but if there is world piece everyone will be happy. and when all mankind will be happy they will also love their kittys. therefor it makes more sense to help humans than kittys since it's in the long term interest of the kitties

11-23-2002, 02:23 PM	#106
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	world piece is a metaphor humans will never stop fighting over power and world domination.

11-23-2002, 02:26 PM	#107
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11-23-2002, 02:42 PM	#112
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11-23-2002, 02:43 PM	#113
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11-23-2002, 03:18 PM	#115
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11-23-2002, 03:55 PM	#116
Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Posts: 6,617	Its crunch time....only a couple minutes remaining __________________ Evoke Electronics

11-23-2002, 07:07 PM	#117
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	http://loadedgirls.com It was 8th grade. I wasn't allowed to ride the bus, due to my repetition of throwing kids' backpacks out the window. So, as you would expect, I had to find another means of transportation to get me to and from school. Unfortunately, I had to opt for riding with my neighbor Steven, in his mother's station wagon. It was Steven's crank smoking mother who made the ride so uncomfortable. If she wasn't spitting on us and referring to us as little fag monkeys, she was stopping in the pits of hell to score some speed or crank. Anyhow, it was the last day of school and Steven and I were waiting for his mother, who was late as usual. At this point Steven, who wasn't even a friend of mine, began urging me to walk home. I really just ignored him, as I usually did. Well, up until the point his mother's "dragon wagon" came screaming into the parking lot damn near hitting an autistic boy in a wheelchair. At this point, I became a little concerned. However, something told me to get in the wagon, which I did. The entire ride home Steven's cum dumpster of a mother cackled, and rambled about how she just got her hands on some "good shit". Steven had already cuffed his hands over his ears, so I doubt he heard a word. I, myself, began praying to God. The ride up from the driveway to the garage seemed like an eternity. I knew something odd was going to happen. What came next, I never could have imagined in my wildest dreams. The instance, the very instance, that car came to a stop; Steven bolted inside the house without even looking back. I wasn't so lucky. I made a valiant attempt to dash out of the garage, but was stopped short when that beast of a woman hit me in the back of the head with a shovel. Before I could yell White Trash Rape, she was on top of me, choking me with a torn up garden hose. The level of fright I was experiencing could never be appropriately described with words alone. To say the least, it was a wonder I didn't shit and piss myself. This bitch was manhandling me like Michael Jackson would Emmanuel Lewis. She began tearing my clothes off the way a five year old opens their presents on Christmas morning. I was so terrified at this point that there was no way I was going to be able to achieve a hard on (which was her M/O), and she knew it. Her solution? Stab a #2 pencil into my piss hole, and inside the shaft of my penis. Tears of pain and humiliation streamed down my face like white water rapids. And behind the bumber of the "dragon wagon" is where she began riding me like the barfly she was. I blacked out (or so it seemed). When I came to (woke up, you sick bastards), I realized she was carving her initials in my back with an icepick. She then proceeded to kick my teeth in and call me Shirley. I laid there crying, a bloody, carved up mess. At which point, she exclaimed, "You better stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about". I knew she was serious. She then went on to explain that it was just a hard lesson of life. She said she did me more of a favor, than I did for her. She told me, although she achieved an orgasm, I had achieved something so much more valuable... my MANHOOD! And with knowing that, I felt okay. Yeah, I was in pain from being fucked in the ass with a weedeater and stabbed in the nuts with a yard dart, but I was a man. That day I became a MAN! Now send me some motherfucking traffic!

11-23-2002, 07:09 PM	#118
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	hahaha __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

11-23-2002, 07:28 PM	#120
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11-23-2002, 07:33 PM	#123
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11-23-2002, 07:51 PM	#129
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11-23-2002, 09:28 PM	#131
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11-23-2002, 10:04 PM	#134
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11-23-2002, 11:25 PM	#135
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11-25-2002, 09:46 AM	#137
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