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11-22-2002, 08:40 PM
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pinkysteph AT gmail DOT com I'm a native english speaker from Canada with a firm ass, excellent grammar and punctuation skills. If you're in need of text for your: blog, paysite galleries, DVD covers, image cropping, content purchasing, content insertion or anything else along these lines, please feel free to give me a shout. And I’m female to boot 
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11-22-2002, 09:01 PM
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11-22-2002, 09:05 PM
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Out $3000 and couldn't attend a wake for a friend? My god man, what does it take to even peek your interest? 1) for 100,000 I'll give you 75% of the revenue 2) My wife will blow you next time you are in TO 3) My girlfriend will blow you next time you are in Point Claire 4) Beer to till puke twice next time you are in TO Give it to www.fabulousforum.com ! |
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11-22-2002, 09:28 PM
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I suck cock for traffic.
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11-22-2002, 09:35 PM
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I will trade you a 5 digit UIN for it.
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11-22-2002, 09:37 PM
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11-22-2002, 09:53 PM
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I think I should win because:
1. This is my very first post. (hello everyone) 2. I run a groovy link list that I have worked day and night on to get its PR back  3. Life has been tough the last few months... but I am hanging in there 3. I am very nice when you get to know me Plus: 4. None of the other replies look that cool to me  icq 18085615 |
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11-22-2002, 09:56 PM
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Master of Gfy.com
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11-22-2002, 10:00 PM
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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Just in case I get lucky
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11-22-2002, 10:04 PM
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www.terababes.com
I should get the traffic because you and I had the exact same number of posts when I opened this thread a few hours ago (didn't get around to replying until now). It's a sign, I tells ya! In addition, if you give me 100,000 hits, I will keep 50k for myself and give away the other 50k in some equally meaningless contest  (I don't use ICQ - webmaster at terababes.com)
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11-22-2002, 10:10 PM
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making you a traditional chinese home cooked meal anytime you want it though. Go figure, she'll put her pussy on here to win me a 3 month account on Nina's site, but she's shy as all hell in TO. The GF... join us on our twice yearly trip to Cuba. |
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11-23-2002, 01:01 AM
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http://www.JillKellyProductions.com (Part of Club Jenna Inc.)
Ill get you a personalized autographed DVD by Jenna! HEHE  ICQ in my sig
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11-23-2002, 01:04 AM
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http://www.balloonfetishsex.com
I NEED money to buy more make-up since the rumor around here is I cake it on ! I am an ugly older bitter bitch who needs money cause I am so jealous of the board whores ! Hell, I need to go to weight watchers, too.. You can see my ugly pics below ! hahaha
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11-23-2002, 02:26 AM
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I would really do some good with this traffic!
I would give this traffic to Tom (Choker) I have never ever did business with a more honest webmaster before! And if that isnt a good enough reason on who should receive the 100k traffic well I can add in a koala bear to even things out a little! Best Regards Mark |
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11-23-2002, 02:28 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kezza
Welcome to the board Kezza |
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11-23-2002, 02:30 AM
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Ohh I was hopping to see some yummy fat chick! hhehe BITE ME ! lol, well the answers no, cause your not fat and ugly! |
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11-23-2002, 02:52 AM
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http://www.movie-links.net
My band is going on a two week tour of the northeastern US....I'm gonna be one broke motherfucker when I return....It would be nice to have some sales from the 100k of traffic once I return, if I don't freeze to death up there first...our van has no heat. |
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11-23-2002, 03:12 AM
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11-23-2002, 03:21 AM
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11-23-2002, 03:42 AM
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OK fuck it my url is www.google.com please send me all your traffic because I dont get any, or you can send it to my sister site www.yahoo.com
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11-23-2002, 04:50 AM
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http://www.babesplanet.com
Ii want make some cash so i can buy Christmas presents from my little Nephew and make this dream come through. cya Dikkechill
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11-23-2002, 05:33 AM
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11-23-2002, 06:01 AM
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11-23-2002, 07:04 AM
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http://www.xtrateens.com
because yesterday i had a surgery from my arm and it still hurts. need soýme moral and your prize would be cool for me ! no joke |
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11-23-2002, 07:16 AM
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http://www.sexxxfree.net
Because I WON'T kiss your ass to win it, like all of these other pathetic low-lives. :D Just figured you're gonna pick me as the winner, so here's my UIN: 1566665.
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11-23-2002, 07:23 AM
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http://www.galleriesforfree.com
i did a big mistake, about 2 months ago i uploaded to each domain on my server, robots.txt where was something like this User-Agent: * Disallow: * i was wondering why my google traffic goes down and down, my best days was 10k google traffic per day, it dropped to being only 1k daily, yesterday my friend told me that i made big mistake, because google stopping traffic to me, now i deleted al those files, i will see what will happen, but some side traffic would be awesome to get my traffic back like in past.... My UIN: 17568356
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11-23-2002, 07:43 AM
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http://www.plasmasex.com
Because I launch that site in a few days, never seen on the web, brand new. Because I'll give you 50% of all the sales from your traffic. Because I'm the younger in this thread (gotta help the news no ?) Because I really need help to launch it. Bacause if you don't, you'll be desintegrated by my PLASMA GUN !
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11-23-2002, 07:46 AM
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11-23-2002, 07:56 AM
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http://www.amateur-freedom.net
because I'm just a poor guy from a 3rd world country (germany) who wants to travel to the US to see how supreme human beeings live. But living in a 3rd world country I don't have enough money to pay for the flight. Please? |
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11-23-2002, 08:12 AM
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Site, www.gogetporn.com
Reason, I need money for beer and *KB* icq, 25135623 if I win I will buy you many beers in vegas
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11-23-2002, 08:24 AM
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send it to:
this adult platinium sponsor link so I can make some money and adult.com can pay for all the turkeys |
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11-23-2002, 08:43 AM
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http://www.picjunkie.com
I am not going to include any SOB stories, I simply would appreciate your traffic very very much. This is for the following five reasons: 1) TGP startups are harder than ever. I honestly feel that Picjunkie has a real chance at doing well, it just needs a bunch hits to kickstart it, get it going. It is well designed, clean, and I feel it's a winner. I have been submitting galleries with links to the picjunkie and trying to get quality traffic that way thus far. 2) I think it's hard for a semi-newb such as myself to put a dent into the business. I am not looking to get rich quick, I am simply looking to build my site up with traffic that will keep returning time and time again. Once I get that going, I can start on some good trades with some of the bigger sites. 3) I think that it would cool for you to say "I gave my traffic to the Picjunkie". And when people say "who is the picjunkie?", you could point them here: http://www.picjunkie.com/picjunkie.mpg Thanks a lot. - J |
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11-23-2002, 09:08 AM
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http://www.theteenutopia.com
icq #1594016 Why? Well I guess I could tell you my sob story of my so called life, but everyone else is doing that. Shit happens. I could kiss your ass too, but I'm sure you are aware of what great people you are.. I just wish I was in a position to give away 100k to some chump who can get your attention. Good karma for you. In anycase I'm not too sure I do deserve it, or anyone else does. People are just gonna get lucky. I usually lurk around here, and this post got me talking again, maybe thats a good reason I dunno. I don't think there is much I could say to convince you, its just going to sound like the same old rant everyone else is doing. So I guess I have to come up with some real reasons. Well why the hell not? What is stopping you from giving me the hits? I see no reason for you to pick anyone else. Even as you read the last one you will think back to this post, and it will be obvious that you have to pick me. But the only reason you should give me that traffic is because you've read this far so you must be somewhat interested in what I have to say. -Bored
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11-23-2002, 09:32 AM
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BBW of Seattle
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11-23-2002, 09:42 AM
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Wow I would really love that traffic. Am I deserving enough to win? I guess you'll decide. My site is http://xratedpornsite.com
My site is new and gets a little traffic but not much. I am a single mother and I have gotten into this business so that I can stay at home with my daughter. The income from the site is very little right now. With Christmas things are very tight for us right now. I usuallly do tgp gallaries but haven't in a while since I have been putting any extra dollars we have into Christmas presents for my daughter. Even getting just a few sales from this traffic would help us out so much! Lorna icq 161212855 |
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11-23-2002, 12:26 PM
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 Because she wants toys for christmas ^^^^^^ http://www.toptrannies.com/tgp/index.html Brian oops forgot this 4763784 |
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11-23-2002, 12:41 PM
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damn,in case i win send the traffic half to Nbritte and half to lamrobertson
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you guys want Exit Traffic? 100,000 would probably equal 5000 visitors!
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11-23-2002, 01:10 PM
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http://www.amateur-freedom.net
because I'm just a poor guy from a 3rd world country (germany) who wants to travel to the US to see how supreme human beeings live. But living in a 3rd world country I don't have enough money to pay for the flight. Please? --- why do I post this again? I just saw that I forgot to add my ICQ number and I can only edit this message 30 mins after the post ... 106077052 I also have another reason ... I need money for an english class to teach me how to read posts |
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Please send it to:
HERE!!!! I got kicked out of the house as a fetus....moved to new york city lived off my umbilical cord for awhile. Things got a little rough made some extra cash working in Warhol films. Got $50 for the movie "fetus sleeping." One of those artsy fartsy films. Knocked around Times Square throughout my adolescence as a urinator. The city paid me $10 a day to urinate on the sidewalks. Something about there bing a lack of bums that year and they wanted to keep up their image. I moved to Los Angeles in my early teens. I found a flyer that promised big wages selling roses on street corners. Got there and all that was left were oranges...not as much cash but hey it was better pay than the peanuts. I turned 18 and worked in the gay porn industry as craft services. We didn't offer snacks, just a variety of flavored lubes and jells. That lasted for about 2 years, the pay was good but lunches were horrible. I don't think I could ever gulp eat a tube of mint flavored ky jelly again. I then got a job working in a porn theatre...similar to my job as urinator but this time it involved semen. If you ever visited the pussy kat in Hollywood you were either walking or sitting in my cum at some point. I decided to leave the porn biz and did so for a few short years. Not having much skill, and there not being much need for urinators and sperminators anymore...fucking technology wiped me out...I ended up pulling small scams on Venice Beach. The scam usually involved me being a tourist and I would give these psychics $5.00 to tell my future...damn all that info and for only $5.00. That didn't last long because I was broke. I finally moved back to Texas and decided I would get back into porn...had some good ideas but grandma was dead so a site based on her was out of the picture. I decided to give away as much free porn as possible...didn't know anything about sponsors just gave away free porn. I figured word of mouth would help my business...it did I was so excited when I got that first bandwidt bill...you see they were all movie galleries. Don't know what to do now. I figured I could give hand jobs for $5.00 at one of the porn theatres here in Vegas...but I don't have much skill in that. Too bad they don't need a sperminator. So you can see...life has been tough for me... Oh and my ICQ: 171585507 |
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I want to become a Ninja and i need money to pay for the training
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Nice stories so far, I'm still reading........
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also in my country (Ukraine) we have a lot of poor homeless pets (kitties and doggies) who live in the streets.
sometimes i go to a store and buy them meat, chop it into small pieces and go feed these homless animals. so if i get extra traffic i'll make more money and then more homless pets would have some food (its getting cold here and they really could use some help) please think of the kittens  |
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