Woman Bites Man's Tongue Off - GoFuckYourself.com

Vendot · 03-31-2009, 04:59 PM

http://news.aol.co.uk/woman-bit-off-...10804186013859

Great thing about the UK, we've got such diversity and culture. File this in:

Customs Officer: Anything to declare?

Dennis Farina: Don't go ta England!

Platinumpimp · 03-31-2009, 05:15 PM

I guess he will think twice before sticking his pink willy in a girls mouth the next time.

SomeCreep · 03-31-2009, 05:20 PM

That biatch.

tony286 · 03-31-2009, 05:22 PM

boy does this mean the sham wow guy did the right thing? lol

notoldschool · 03-31-2009, 05:22 PM

the thread title makes me cringe.

Spunky · 03-31-2009, 05:29 PM

Damn,that would be so painful ouch

moeloubani · 03-31-2009, 05:35 PM

i would have punched her hard in her throat, that'll get her mouth open

Vendot · 03-31-2009, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Damn,that would be so painful ouch

Yeah the three days of excruciating pain are worse than the fact that he cant talk without sounding like a typical retard

No-one can understand what hes trying to say anyway so he may aswell be a mute.

collegeboobies · 03-31-2009, 05:37 PM

i'd kill her really

Janak · 03-31-2009, 05:49 PM

He was better off staying lonely.

USUALENT · 03-31-2009, 06:28 PM

some crazy women in this world

kesha1 · 03-31-2009, 06:32 PM

I think it's pretty typical

Vendot · 04-01-2009, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot

Customs Officer: Anything to declare?

Dennis Farina: Don't go ta England!

brassmonkey · 04-01-2009, 01:41 AM

damn all kinds of crazy shit happening

The Seduction of Art · 04-01-2009, 06:45 AM

I guess we can blame the French and their kissing.

pornocruto · 04-01-2009, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Seduction of Art

I guess we can blame the French and their kissing.

Sure, why not..

Vicious_B · 04-01-2009, 07:48 AM

The description in the article of the actual incident actually made me feel ill. Drunk or not I don't know how someone could do that no matter how upset they were.

UFGators2007 · 04-01-2009, 08:05 AM

Shamwow!

John-ACWM · 04-01-2009, 11:11 AM

Sick and sad

Vendot · 04-01-2009, 11:26 AM

I note that none of you are actually congratulating her on the feat... it cant be that easy to remove a tongue in a clean sweep with ones teeth.

Deesnuts · 04-01-2009, 11:47 AM

better than his dick

tranza · 04-01-2009, 12:36 PM

This is a very strong love...

Jade509 · 04-01-2009, 01:34 PM

What a sick and twisted woman

Lady Shaw · 04-01-2009, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoldschool

the thread title makes me cringe.

me too!! yuck.

gmr324 · 04-01-2009, 02:29 PM

That just ruined french kissing for me!

Vendot · 04-01-2009, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmr324

That just ruined french kissing for me!

Oh....... I want to emphasise to everyone that this is a very rare situation. It is very rare that you would put your tongue in someone else's mouth and lose your tongue that way.

It can happen though, but it is rare.

I just wanted to explain that.

Even though, it could happen to you if youre not careful.

missipissi · 04-01-2009, 09:35 PM

I can't believe I just heard about this.

Holy wow. One person writes in the comments here that it's not uncommon for that ShamWow guy to act like a douchebag: http://www.seanpercival.com/blog/200...-guy-arrested/

CyberHustler · 04-01-2009, 09:50 PM

Sweet Smile · 04-02-2009, 03:59 AM

ewwww...that really hurts

bobby666 · 04-02-2009, 04:05 AM

that's not healthy

Vendot · 04-03-2009, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666

that's not healthy

Not unless she swallowed it...... tongue contains proteins.

Chit Chat · 04-03-2009, 03:41 AM

That must have really hurt, ouch!

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