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Vendot 03-31-2009 04:59 PM

Woman Bites Man's Tongue Off
 
http://news.aol.co.uk/woman-bit-off-...10804186013859

Great thing about the UK, we've got such diversity and culture. File this in:

Customs Officer: Anything to declare?

Dennis Farina: Don't go ta England!

Platinumpimp 03-31-2009 05:15 PM

I guess he will think twice before sticking his pink willy in a girls mouth the next time.

SomeCreep 03-31-2009 05:20 PM

That biatch.

tony286 03-31-2009 05:22 PM

boy does this mean the sham wow guy did the right thing? lol

notoldschool 03-31-2009 05:22 PM

the thread title makes me cringe.

Spunky 03-31-2009 05:29 PM

Damn,that would be so painful ouch

moeloubani 03-31-2009 05:35 PM

i would have punched her hard in her throat, that'll get her mouth open

Vendot 03-31-2009 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15694489)
Damn,that would be so painful ouch

Yeah the three days of excruciating pain are worse than the fact that he cant talk without sounding like a typical retard :error

No-one can understand what hes trying to say anyway so he may aswell be a mute.

collegeboobies 03-31-2009 05:37 PM

i'd kill her really

Janak 03-31-2009 05:49 PM

He was better off staying lonely.

USUALENT 03-31-2009 06:28 PM

some crazy women in this world

kesha1 03-31-2009 06:32 PM

I think it's pretty typical :)

Vendot 04-01-2009 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15694356)

Customs Officer: Anything to declare?

Dennis Farina: Don't go ta England!

:2 cents:

brassmonkey 04-01-2009 01:41 AM

damn all kinds of crazy shit happening

The Seduction of Art 04-01-2009 06:45 AM

I guess we can blame the French and their kissing.

pornocruto 04-01-2009 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Seduction of Art (Post 15696349)
I guess we can blame the French and their kissing.

Sure, why not.. :thumbsup

Vicious_B 04-01-2009 07:48 AM

The description in the article of the actual incident actually made me feel ill. Drunk or not I don't know how someone could do that no matter how upset they were.

UFGators2007 04-01-2009 08:05 AM

Shamwow!

John-ACWM 04-01-2009 11:11 AM

Sick and sad :Oh crap

Vendot 04-01-2009 11:26 AM

I note that none of you are actually congratulating her on the feat... it cant be that easy to remove a tongue in a clean sweep with ones teeth.

Deesnuts 04-01-2009 11:47 AM

better than his dick

tranza 04-01-2009 12:36 PM

This is a very strong love...

Jade509 04-01-2009 01:34 PM

What a sick and twisted woman

Lady Shaw 04-01-2009 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoldschool (Post 15694469)
the thread title makes me cringe.


me too!! yuck.

gmr324 04-01-2009 02:29 PM

That just ruined french kissing for me!

Vendot 04-01-2009 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmr324 (Post 15698355)
That just ruined french kissing for me!

Oh....... I want to emphasise to everyone that this is a very rare situation. It is very rare that you would put your tongue in someone else's mouth and lose your tongue that way.

It can happen though, but it is rare.

I just wanted to explain that.

Even though, it could happen to you if youre not careful.

missipissi 04-01-2009 09:35 PM

I can't believe I just heard about this.

Holy wow. One person writes in the comments here that it's not uncommon for that ShamWow guy to act like a douchebag: http://www.seanpercival.com/blog/200...-guy-arrested/

CyberHustler 04-01-2009 09:50 PM

:1orglaugh

Sweet Smile 04-02-2009 03:59 AM

ewwww...that really hurts

bobby666 04-02-2009 04:05 AM

that's not healthy

Vendot 04-03-2009 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666 (Post 15700703)
that's not healthy

Not unless she swallowed it...... tongue contains proteins.

Chit Chat 04-03-2009 03:41 AM

That must have really hurt, ouch!


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