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Hooper · 11-22-2002, 01:54 AM

the fucking asshole had the balls to send me a turkey.

first.. go fuck yourself you bastard. that turkey had a mother and i've heard that more than one "chick" has filed a missing turkey report.

and you paid for it's killing... you asshole.

also and more importantly....

i guess lensman didnt realize that i own the patent on all methods of poultry deliver via 3rd parties.

i do believe that he will begin paying me a $5000 per turkey licensing fee... or else.

SpeakEasy · 11-22-2002, 01:58 AM

Your either drunk, or stupid???

eru · 11-22-2002, 01:58 AM

Actually, I own the patent for breathing.

Pay up NOW BITCHES!!

Hooper · 11-22-2002, 01:59 AM

no.. actually your mom just finished sucking my dick and now i'm kinda tired...

sorry i didnt call you first.

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bulk hammed..errr turkeyed

flashfreak · 11-22-2002, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper
the fucking asshole had the balls to send me a turkey.

first.. go fuck yourself you bastard. that turkey had a mother and i've heard that more than one "chick" has filed a missing turkey report.

and you paid for it's killing... you asshole.

also and more importantly....

i guess lensman didnt realize that i own the patent on all methods of poultry deliver via 3rd parties.

i do believe that he will begin paying me a $5000 per turkey licensing fee... or else.

you'd better fix your sig and then start stupid
"jokes"...

funkmaster · 11-22-2002, 02:09 AM

"you'd better fix your sig and then start stupid jokes"

... did you just touch my ass ?

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kmanrox · 11-22-2002, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
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I own the patent of Pornjester posting on message boards...

11-22-2002, 01:54 AM	#1
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	I'm Suing Lensman the fucking asshole had the balls to send me a turkey. first.. go fuck yourself you bastard. that turkey had a mother and i've heard that more than one "chick" has filed a missing turkey report. and you paid for it's killing... you asshole. also and more importantly.... i guess lensman didnt realize that i own the patent on all methods of poultry deliver via 3rd parties. i do believe that he will begin paying me a $5000 per turkey licensing fee... or else. __________________ <a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com/"><img src="http://www.adult.com/wmbanners/10dcash-468x60.gif"></a> Last edited by Hooper; 11-22-2002 at 01:56 AM..

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