I'm Suing Lensman
 

the fucking asshole had the balls to send me a turkey.

first.. go fuck yourself you bastard. that turkey had a mother and i've heard that more than one "chick" has filed a missing turkey report.

and you paid for it's killing... you asshole.

also and more importantly....

i guess lensman didnt realize that i own the patent on all methods of poultry deliver via 3rd parties.

i do believe that he will begin paying me a $5000 per turkey licensing fee... or else.

Your either drunk, or stupid???

Actually, I own the patent for breathing.

Pay up NOW BITCHES!!

no.. actually your mom just finished sucking my dick and now i'm kinda tired...

sorry i didnt call you first.

i own the patent for posting on message boards...

bulk hammed..errr turkeyed

you'd better fix your sig and then start stupid
"jokes"...

"you'd better fix your sig and then start stupid jokes"

... did you just touch my ass ?

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ps: I own the patent for anagrams

i prefer analgrams

I own the patent of Pornjester posting on message boards...