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Old 11-22-2002, 01:54 AM  
Hooper
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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I'm Suing Lensman

the fucking asshole had the balls to send me a turkey.

first.. go fuck yourself you bastard. that turkey had a mother and i've heard that more than one "chick" has filed a missing turkey report.

and you paid for it's killing... you asshole.

also and more importantly....

i guess lensman didnt realize that i own the patent on all methods of poultry deliver via 3rd parties.

i do believe that he will begin paying me a $5000 per turkey licensing fee... or else.
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