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03-22-2009, 04:53 AM
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Are you a Redneck Jedi?
If you have ever used the Jedi Mind Trick on a clerk, so you could by alcohol because you forgot your I.D. - You might be a Redneck Jedi
If you have a lightsaber rack in the back of your X-Wing - You might be a Redneck Jedi If your R2 unit has a built-in ice cooler for adult beverages - You might be a Redneck Jedi If a Wookie has ever told YOU to go take a shower - You might be a Redneck Jedi 
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03-22-2009, 05:26 AM
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my r2 droid has a Full Throttle dispenser
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03-22-2009, 06:09 AM
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If you have a wompa hunting permit and a white wompa head sticker in the window of your x-wing, you are certainly a redneck jedi. Luke made out with his sister... we know that motherfucker is a redneck jedi
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03-22-2009, 10:33 AM
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If you have an X-Wing on cinder blocks in your front yard, you probably are a redneck Jedi.
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03-22-2009, 10:40 AM
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Viva la vulva!
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03-22-2009, 12:22 PM
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So Fucking Fabulous
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03-22-2009, 01:45 PM
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03-22-2009, 01:47 PM
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If you have ever used your Force Powers to crush a beer can - You might be a Redneck Jedi
If your lightsaber has more than one piece of duct tape on it - You might be a Redneck Jedi If you were stopped by stormtroopers and you let them have the @#$Y^$#! droids because you were afraid they'd find your stash - You might be a Redneck Jedi If you think stormtroopers should NOT wear white after labor day - You're a Ghey-Ass Jedi (not that there's anything wrong with that )
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03-22-2009, 03:52 PM
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03-22-2009, 04:13 PM
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The force is strong with this one!!!
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03-22-2009, 05:21 PM
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Nerdy Nora fapfapfapfap
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03-22-2009, 08:03 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Luke, GIT-R-DONE with the force.
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03-23-2009, 03:02 AM
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Just a little bump for the Monday morning Redneck Jedi Crew...
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ya my R2 gets more ass than I do.. I should post the picture where she sticks her ass inside the opening but not going to.. just imagine it
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