Are you a Redneck Jedi?
 

If you have ever used the Jedi Mind Trick on a clerk, so you could by alcohol because you forgot your I.D. - You might be a Redneck Jedi

If you have a lightsaber rack in the back of your X-Wing - You might be a Redneck Jedi

If your R2 unit has a built-in ice cooler for adult beverages - You might be a Redneck Jedi

If a Wookie has ever told YOU to go take a shower - You might be a Redneck Jedi

:pimp

my r2 droid has a Full Throttle dispenser

If you have a wompa hunting permit and a white wompa head sticker in the window of your x-wing, you are certainly a redneck jedi. Luke made out with his sister... we know that motherfucker is a redneck jedi

If you have an X-Wing on cinder blocks in your front yard, you probably are a redneck Jedi.

what if you have a 4ft R2-D2 pepsi cooler? :1orglaugh

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...had to quote that for some truth :)

If you have ever used your Force Powers to crush a beer can - You might be a Redneck Jedi

If your lightsaber has more than one piece of duct tape on it - You might be a Redneck Jedi

If you were stopped by stormtroopers and you let them have the @#$Y^$#! droids because you were afraid they'd find your stash - You might be a Redneck Jedi

If you think stormtroopers should NOT wear white after labor day - You're a Ghey-Ass Jedi (not that there's anything wrong with that :) )

I can haz nerdynora?

:winkwink:

The force is strong with this one!!!

Nerdy Nora fapfapfapfap

Yeah, she can wrap herself around my R2D2 anytime...lol.

Luke, GIT-R-DONE with the force.

Just a little bump for the Monday morning Redneck Jedi Crew...

ya my R2 gets more ass than I do.. I should post the picture where she sticks her ass inside the opening but not going to.. just imagine it :1orglaugh