If you have ever used your Force Powers to crush a beer can - You might be a Redneck Jedi
If your lightsaber has more than one piece of duct tape on it - You might be a Redneck Jedi
If you were stopped by stormtroopers and you let them have the @#$Y^$#! droids because you were afraid they'd find your stash - You might be a Redneck Jedi
If you think stormtroopers should NOT wear white after labor day - You're a Ghey-Ass Jedi (not that there's anything wrong with that
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