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james_clickmemedia · 03-09-2009, 03:15 AM

Film - Max Paine

Watched this last night. I liked this film, it had a comic book type feel to it with some cool effects and plenty of action. It was based on a video game so I was not expecting too much but was pleasantly surprised.

Also the actress that played Natasha (Olga Kurylenko) best know for her role in the james bond film "Quantum of Solace" is smoking hot.

Plot
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Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a DEA agent whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation.

Review

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/max_payne/

My Rating 8/10

Diomed · 03-09-2009, 03:17 AM

It was awful.

JamesK · 03-09-2009, 03:26 AM

It's a pretty decent flick. Far from perfect and it can be a bit cheesy now and then, but that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it

Mike Semen · 03-09-2009, 03:28 AM

She's hot but the film sucked balls.

John-ACWM · 03-09-2009, 04:58 AM

She also played in Hitman and Transporter3
The games were far better than the movie

tranza · 03-09-2009, 07:19 AM

I was going to watch it on the weekend, but I couldn't.. does it worth the time?

CaptainHowdy · 03-09-2009, 07:24 AM

It had to suck donkey ass...

acctman · 03-09-2009, 07:27 AM

Max Payne and Hitman were okay movies... Just something to watch on dvd or ondemand. Its hard turning any Video Game into a movie. Most video games don't have extended storylines. Max Payne video game storyline was short. Wife killed, Max goes after drug/med company, thats all you get in the game beginning they the shooting and action begins. So a movie you have to fill in all this other stuff based on a 60sec video game intro.

NoWhErE · 03-09-2009, 08:13 AM

I bet you liked Epic Movie as well...

ahoy · 03-09-2009, 08:57 AM

I thought hitman was a pretty decent movie. Max Payne sucked some royal ass though

candyflip · 03-09-2009, 09:05 AM

I'm a huge Marky Mark fan, and I wasn't too thrilled with Max Payne.

In their day, the games did rock though.

burntfilm · 03-09-2009, 09:31 AM

Max Payne was absolutely terrible, but this broad was hot in it, wearing that little party dress..

MetaMan · 03-09-2009, 10:05 AM

horrid you are a fucking idiot and you have no taste.

notoldschool · 03-09-2009, 10:06 AM

I loved the game as it was the first to introduce bullet time and the story was good enough, but i heard the movie was pretty bad. Ill catch it on in demand.

Iron Fist · 03-09-2009, 10:07 AM

8/10 because you get a hard on for the girl?

Come on... seriously... is everyone just turned 14 and hit puberty or what in here?

Persius · 03-09-2009, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahoy

I thought hitman was a pretty decent movie. Max Payne sucked some royal ass though

i feel the same.. this was definately not 8/10 wtf?

james_clickmemedia · 03-09-2009, 10:22 AM

I agree hitman was better.
Maybe my dick did give the film 2 points more than it deserved..

Revised rating 6/10

BV · 03-09-2009, 10:33 AM

i liked it

A-n-D-r-E-S · 03-09-2009, 10:36 AM

I haven't seen it yet, the game was very good...

jakethedog · 03-09-2009, 10:36 AM

I thought it was really weak ..

Jade509 · 03-09-2009, 12:02 PM

It's ok could of been better!

Reak AGV · 03-09-2009, 01:16 PM

I'd like to see the movie, LOVED the game!

Marcus Aurelius · 03-09-2009, 01:17 PM

The games were completely awesome. The movie was rental quality at best.

Raf1 · 03-09-2009, 01:25 PM

I think I'll give this movie a pass...

skrog · 03-09-2009, 01:29 PM

This movie is horrendous. I wish I never saw it.

03-09-2009, 03:15 AM	#1
james_clickmemedia Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Texas / London Posts: 2,204	Film - Max Paine Film - Max Paine Watched this last night. I liked this film, it had a comic book type feel to it with some cool effects and plenty of action. It was based on a video game so I was not expecting too much but was pleasantly surprised. Also the actress that played Natasha (Olga Kurylenko) best know for her role in the james bond film "Quantum of Solace" is smoking hot. Plot ---- Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a DEA agent whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation. Review http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/max_payne/ My Rating 8/10 __________________ $ CLICKMEMEDIA.COM $ CONVERTING ETHNIC TRAFFIC SINCE 1998 ~ $30+PPS BLACK-X.COM - NEW BLACK EX-GF SITE CLICKMEMEDIA.COM ~ ICQ - 8788771

03-09-2009, 03:17 AM	#2
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03-09-2009, 03:26 AM	#3
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03-09-2009, 03:28 AM	#4
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03-09-2009, 07:27 AM	#8
acctman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,840	Max Payne and Hitman were okay movies... Just something to watch on dvd or ondemand. Its hard turning any Video Game into a movie. Most video games don't have extended storylines. Max Payne video game storyline was short. Wife killed, Max goes after drug/med company, thats all you get in the game beginning they the shooting and action begins. So a movie you have to fill in all this other stuff based on a 60sec video game intro.

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03-09-2009, 08:57 AM	#10
ahoy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 512	I thought hitman was a pretty decent movie. Max Payne sucked some royal ass though

03-09-2009, 09:05 AM	#11
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03-09-2009, 09:31 AM	#12
burntfilm Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Brooklyn NY, Providence, RI Posts: 972	Max Payne was absolutely terrible, but this broad was hot in it, wearing that little party dress.. __________________ Sorta...

03-09-2009, 10:05 AM	#13
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	horrid you are a fucking idiot and you have no taste.

03-09-2009, 10:06 AM	#14
notoldschool Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,687	I loved the game as it was the first to introduce bullet time and the story was good enough, but i heard the movie was pretty bad. Ill catch it on in demand. __________________ No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture. -- Learned Hand http://www.bjpenn.com

03-09-2009, 10:07 AM	#15
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03-09-2009, 10:22 AM	#17
james_clickmemedia Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Texas / London Posts: 2,204	I agree hitman was better. Maybe my dick did give the film 2 points more than it deserved.. Revised rating 6/10 __________________ $ CLICKMEMEDIA.COM $ CONVERTING ETHNIC TRAFFIC SINCE 1998 ~ $30+PPS BLACK-X.COM - NEW BLACK EX-GF SITE CLICKMEMEDIA.COM ~ ICQ - 8788771

03-09-2009, 10:33 AM	#18
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	i liked it

03-09-2009, 10:36 AM	#19
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03-09-2009, 10:36 AM	#20
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03-09-2009, 12:02 PM	#21
Jade509 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,166	It's ok could of been better!

03-09-2009, 01:16 PM	#22
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03-09-2009, 01:17 PM	#23
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	The games were completely awesome. The movie was rental quality at best.

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03-09-2009, 01:29 PM	#25
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