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Tell us about "Your First Time" !!!
I was waiting at a bus stop in Queens one day, when I was 16. A girl was waiting there too, who was REALLY beautiful, I thought. She had a hot body, but a really gorgeous face. And amazingly (to me) she came over and started talking to me. She said she knew me, she knew my sisters' names... just from the neighborhood. She seemed like she really wanted my attention. So we talked for awhile, and she was making these flattering comments about me and what she knew about me. I put my arm around her, and she didn't move away, but started kissing me... was very bizarre... was like lunch time, and we were there making out at the bus stop, letting the busses go by. At one point, she said to me "Do you want me as much as I want you?" I was like, HELL YEAH!!! There was a huge park behind us, Alley Pond Park, with lots of woods and hilly places... we went up on a patch of grass in a field with a lot of trees, and she just stripped off her panties, and we did it right there in the grass... was the BEST way I could have thought of to lose my cherry......
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Of all the things I've written about, I've never written about my first time. That's cause it was so God-awful it's amazing I didn't become a devout lesbian right then and there.
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oh my gawd. I am sure glad Red you didn't become a lesbian. that would have blown all my thoughts on you
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Mr Cocktale... NOPE! Really happened!
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What a way to get to know everyone.
My first time was with a friend of my older sisters. I snuck in her room after I thought all were asleep and proceeded to take a peek at the mysterious bearded clam. before I knew what was happening she had woke up and the next thing I knew I was feeling stupid and dirty and oh so ashamed. She was smiling at me with that 300 pound face and....thats it...I cant re-live it any more...YUCK on me!!! |
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oops
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My first time was in the shower. I was washing myself really fast and then....oh wait! Does masterbation count? hehe
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my first time huh? Well, it was just a couple years ago. I was home all alone and a bit bored. I had just slipped out of a hot steamy bath, slathered body oil on my dripping wet body rubbing it in slowly from head to toe. I then sat down at my computer with nothing on but a towel and began my search. I couldn't find exactly what I needed to quench my desire so I logged in at a message board I frequent, let's just call it SS. As I began reading each thread my body was quivering in anticipation. I was getting so excited that I sprang out of my chair and ran to get my credit card....yep you guessed it macys.com had stackable coupon codes.
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No ;-)
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LOL SongRider
Well, my first time? I was real young. I'm not sure I should post this but.. Ok just deleted it! We were both underage and I don't want to give people the wrong ideal. Oz |
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Hmmmm.... this is a good convo starter....
I was 14 , going out with my chick for 6 months.... When that special moment arrived mr happy couldn't wake up...... Soooo the next day we tried it again and It worked like a charm..... ![]() ------------------ Hey want some rukas? Goto http://www.plrradio.com |
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To be technical, my first time was the second day of Kindergarden.
Now if we're talking about post puberty sex. My first time was when I was 15. ---Hey I edited this--- [This message has been edited by Grimez (edited 02-04-2001).] |
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"To be technical, my first time was the second day of Kindergarden."
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Grimez thats a classic story!!!!
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Let's just say, nap time. Catholic school girl with no underwear slept next to me. She was a slut back then. Actual penetration took place. I did it so much that my dick got sore. We were seperated. Also this school went up to the 7th grade. When I was 7 I had sex with a 6th grade girl on a dare. She bent over pulled underwear to side and dared me to put a touch it with my finger. It was hairy and pink, so I touched it repeatedly with something else. Of course I got caught, but me and that girl are still friends today.
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I was 15, I got the bitch naked. But was nervous and couldn't get my dick hard.
So I ran into the bathroom. Grabbed some conditioner to lube it up and get it a little hard. Then I ran back in and shoved the fucker in. 2 minutes later she was screaming that her pussy burned. LOL ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.lushsex.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.lushsex.com </A>Everybody Get Your Mother Fu*#ing Lush on! |
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Ok' I'll post it.
here goes! Well, my first time? I was real young. It was with the sister of a friend and I wasn't even in my teens yet. She was 14 at the time. And hey I liked girls. She use to flirt with me a lot and joke around about fucking. When she knew I was over to spend the night with her brother she would leave her bed room door open and do this little dance nude. I still remember it. This went on for a few months. We did a lot of touchy feely. She wasn't a virgin. Then one day when we were a lone in the club house it happened. She had her way and I lost my virginity. It's ture, and we were both young. And I've been getting it on every since! Her name was Tookie and I offten wonder what happened to her, my friend Tookie! Oz |
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my first time was with an fat bitch (she costed me 50 dollars) , on a ugly motel, in a raining day, and i was stollen when was coming back home...
well... it were worst than it seems... |
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And what did we learn from this experience??
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I was too drunk to remember anything, I guess it wasn't that great. I was 14, i think... =)
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blackcat, how can you say things like that, lol
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some of you might find this weird but i was naked, she was naked, we were horny, we had wild-fucking-spontanious-ass-grabbing-goat-sex, no goats were hurt in the making of my net-captured(condom) children because i lied, there were no goats involved. and the rest of the story is just gravy.
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skitz is full of shit ! go fuck yourself !
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#28 |
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Poor DarkJedi... you're SO jealous of me aren't you.... guess you're an ugly fuck, who would never have a woman hit on you, and you project that on everyone else.
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Hey skitz, i've seen your pic. How would anyone be jealous? hehe
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You have no idea how jealous I am
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lol u r right wizd0m... i forget to say that i went to a party before it so i was completely drunk...
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heheheheh keep it coming!
Seriously, DJ... was a true story. I even dumped my girlfriend of two years, my high school sweetheart, to go out with that girl... a year later, she was sleeping with the guy she started going to prayer meeting with ;( ROFL.... yeah, he was some Christian all right! |
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Speaking of first times... here's a good 'first timer' story:
"It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake you head and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled." Man! What were you perverts thinking about?! Maybe it's time to ease back on this whole porn thing, don't you think?! hahaha ------------------ HQ |
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Too funny!
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LOL !
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My first time? Well, i have TWO "first times"...you pick which one you want to use;
1)after swimming, me and my boyfrined <i was 16> went to his basement, he ate me out then stuck it in and out then we got caught. 2)i invited this hot ass guy over my moms house, went to my room, gave back rubs, i was on my period , so i went to the bathroom, ran the shower, invited him in, i took his clothes off , got in the tub, i layed there and told him to fuck me! It hurt like BITCH but felt OHH SOO GOOOODD!! PEACE! |
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How do you have 2 first times? If there was penetration the first time. In that case I've had 76 1st times. All with different women.
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Hey Lush, I think Babagirls is indicating that the first time was a... hmmmmm..... test run so to speak, since it was once in, once out, then gone. I understand her talking about two first times ... Ever watch a swim meet? A false start, when they dive in the water before the gun, never counts
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Fuck that in once out once shit. When I was 16 I got busted by a girls mother. She walked in and screamed. I kept on humping. She grabbed me by the waist and I kept on. Finally the girl pulled away and I almost dragged her mom with me to get back in that stuff. Funny thing about the situation is I turned around with my pants down and my dick slid across her mothers thighs and pressed right between her crotch. She had on short shorts. She looked me right in the eyes as I leaned forward a little and said "Don't even fucking think about it." I swear I could feel heat coming of her pussy so strong it was like a hair dryer on full spead. I pulled up my underwear and pants and left. The girl mother never told my parents. I wasn't allowed over there for 4 months. The girl mother was known as a slut. I really wanted her. I even made a move on her one evening when I knew her daughters were out. She gave me a hand job, and then told me she couldn't go thru with it. I was 18.
Now i'm celebate. So I only have past conquests to think back on. When when I think back hasn't really been many. Only been with 3 women. ------------------ Hey, I'm Dabomb! |
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my first time i was 16 and she was 15. I was dating her for about 3 days back in highschool (LOL) and she came over one friday night when my parents were out of town. We got some tequila and did some shots then jacuzzied for a bit.
anyhow, to make a long story short we fucked in the jacuzzi, on top of the waterfall in my backyard that flows into the jacuzzi/pool and then went inside and fucked again on one of my beanbags! then we were together another 3 days or so and thats that! |
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Why is it........
That if I want to fuck a 16 year old today, everyone would think I was a sicko. But when I wanted to fuck 16 year olds when I was 17, THAT was ok. What's the fucking difference? |
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i was so drunk i licked the girls buthole then fell asleep while she was giving me head. When i woke up i had shit on my face and a bad hangover. Then i had to drive the woman home. One hell of an 18th bday
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my first time was the worst time.. 10 minutes into it and we get hauled off for public indecency...
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well, pre pubecent<ly> i was 8, and the girl was 12.. we played in her club house, and one day it was the whole i'll show you mine if you...... so we started touching and next thing ya know, we were fucking.....
Then about 11 yrs later when i was 19, i met a girl who totally wanted to fuck my brains out... She invited me to a friend of hers house, and we all sat around drinking and watching movies.. i think it was halloween, and we were watching scary movies... well, we got done with the movies, and we started playing cards, me my GF, her friend, and her friends hubby. well, at some point, we started playing strip poker, and i lost big time, she wasn't to far behind me.. Well, i was quite the little fat kid during this time, and she offered to cover up my self conciousness with her body, and sat on my lap with my penis between her legs, which was a great teaser... we played for a short while afterwards, when the other couple broke out into a 69, we decided it would be a good thing to do.... well, after both of us were sucessfully hot and horny, we went into the room, to fuck around some more, and she told me she wanted me in her now! well, i didn't have a condom, and i didn't know what to do, so she told me to shoot it on her. well, we were doing ti, and i was getting ready to shoot. She told me to pull out, and i shot it... Now what i didn't know, is while we were going at it, my t-shirt had slipped back down, and when i shot, i shot it in my shirt.... OOOPS! ![]() ![]() ------------------ "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end!" "Why don't you go outside, and play 'Hide and GoFuckYourself'?" |
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I was 16 and got me an over 60-year old prostitute with horrible make-up and a huge wig. It costed me 50$. Best sex I ever had.
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alright, I'll jump in, nice that I can still remember it
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I won't go into details about my first time. I will say that it was better than the average first time. My BF and I had been going out for a while and we were really into each other. We managed to get his house to ourselves and managed an all day thing. Better than the sad 'It took 2 minutes and I felt nothing' story you hear from most people.
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