my first time huh? Well, it was just a couple years ago. I was home all alone and a bit bored. I had just slipped out of a hot steamy bath, slathered body oil on my dripping wet body rubbing it in slowly from head to toe. I then sat down at my computer with nothing on but a towel and began my search. I couldn't find exactly what I needed to quench my desire so I logged in at a message board I frequent, let's just call it SS. As I began reading each thread my body was quivering in anticipation. I was getting so excited that I sprang out of my chair and ran to get my credit card....yep you guessed it macys.com had stackable coupon codes.
What the fuck? You guys were talking about sex? Shit, I thought you meant the first time I shopped online.
