well, pre pubecent<ly> i was 8, and the girl was 12.. we played in her club house, and one day it was the whole i'll show you mine if you...... so we started touching and next thing ya know, we were fucking.....
Then about 11 yrs later when i was 19, i met a girl who totally wanted to fuck my brains out... She invited me to a friend of hers house, and we all sat around drinking and watching movies.. i think it was halloween, and we were watching scary movies... well, we got done with the movies, and we started playing cards, me my GF, her friend, and her friends hubby. well, at some point, we started playing strip poker, and i lost big time, she wasn't to far behind me.. Well, i was quite the little fat kid during this time, and she offered to cover up my self conciousness with her body, and sat on my lap with my penis between her legs, which was a great teaser... we played for a short while afterwards, when the other couple broke out into a 69, we decided it would be a good thing to do.... well, after both of us were sucessfully hot and horny, we went into the room, to fuck around some more, and she told me she wanted me in her now! well, i didn't have a condom, and i didn't know what to do, so she told me to shoot it on her. well, we were doing ti, and i was getting ready to shoot. She told me to pull out, and i shot it... Now what i didn't know, is while we were going at it, my t-shirt had slipped back down, and when i shot, i shot it in my shirt.... OOOPS!
i had to borrow a shirt to go home in..
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