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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: GFY
Posts: 28,300
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Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork. what's a boner ? |
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 2,253
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The thing dad use to put in your mouth.
Seriously though, I don't know. |
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
Posts: 18,041
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don't worry about the boner thing...
what does pork mean? [that ninja shit is so fucking funny.] |
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Portland, OR, USA
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: az
Posts: 8,464
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some sort of ultimate ninja power... funny that you are linking to that site. a friend of mine showed me that site a while ago and i laughed my ass off.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Ben Curtis's Tour Bus
Posts: 666
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Ben Curtis is a Ninja |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Ben Curtis's Tour Bus
Posts: 666
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Ben Curtis is a Ninja |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: all over the U.S.
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pork the other WHITE MEAT?
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