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Old 11-18-2002, 07:08 PM   #1
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What is a boner ?

Check out this movi script:

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.




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Old 11-18-2002, 07:10 PM   #2
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The thing dad use to put in your mouth.

Seriously though, I don't know.
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Old 11-18-2002, 07:25 PM   #3
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don't worry about the boner thing...
what does pork mean?

[that ninja shit is so fucking funny.]
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Old 11-18-2002, 07:28 PM   #4
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don't worry about the boner thing...
what does pork mean?

[that ninja shit is so fucking funny.]
A boner is what you use to pork somebody.
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Old 11-18-2002, 07:41 PM   #5
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some sort of ultimate ninja power... funny that you are linking to that site. a friend of mine showed me that site a while ago and i laughed my ass off.
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Old 11-18-2002, 07:44 PM   #6
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Old 11-18-2002, 07:56 PM   #7
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good ninjas will combine the boner with

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Old 11-18-2002, 08:10 PM   #8
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don't worry about the boner thing...
what does pork mean?

[that ninja shit is so fucking funny.]





pork the other WHITE MEAT?
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