The 20 most typical male poses on Facebook - GoFuckYourself.com

$5 submissions · 02-19-2009, 03:33 PM

Hilarious but true!

http://www.2birds1blog.com/2008/04/2...-facebook.html

Juicy D. Links · 02-19-2009, 03:34 PM

#3: The Just Hangin’ with my Bros Shot

lololo

Juicy D. Links · 02-19-2009, 03:36 PM

8: The Drunk Guido Shot

There’s beautiful consistency in these shots. Ingredients to make a Drunken Guido Shot: year round tan, gelled up hair, groomed eyebrows, designer suit, shirt open, expensive mix drink in hand (optional: slutty girl named Alexa on your arm, name of the lounge’s website at the bottom, usually containing “Nite Life” somewhere, proving that you’re so hot, you’re a local celebrity.) Now aggressively point to the camera like the photographer just insulted your mother’s lasagna.

NicelyWritten · 02-19-2009, 03:36 PM

I hate the peace sign. Also I hate when girls pout their lips, it looks awful.

mozadek · 02-19-2009, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicelyWritten

I hate the peace sign. Also I hate when girls pout their lips, it looks awful.

You got that right

Wizzo · 02-19-2009, 03:43 PM

#4 looks like Ramos...

geedub · 02-19-2009, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek

You got that right

sideways peace sign cellphone mirror shots crack me up so hard every time

DarkJedi · 02-19-2009, 03:47 PM

Farang · 02-19-2009, 03:47 PM

my pose is not typical then

eroticsexxx · 02-19-2009, 04:00 PM

*Opens new tab to change facebook profile photo*

CosmicTang · 02-19-2009, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicelyWritten

I hate the peace sign. Also I hate when girls pout their lips, it looks awful.

better than when the guys pout.

gornyhuy · 02-19-2009, 04:24 PM

This is why I still violently resist the social networks.

CDSmith · 02-19-2009, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicelyWritten

I hate the peace sign. Also I hate when girls pout their lips, it looks awful.

Awful, yes. And overdone.

$5 submissions · 02-19-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

This is why I still violently resist the social networks.

They're not all that bad.

StuartD · 02-19-2009, 05:31 PM

I'm currently sporting the #11.

CDSmith · 02-19-2009, 05:35 PM

#18: The Fuck You Shot
[shot of fat kid flipping the finger at camera here]
So, let me get this straight? you?re too cool for Facebook, yet there?s calculated effort to seem badass and aloof. And every Fuck You Shot I found was of a fat little middle schooler like this one. Kid, get a friend and let your hair grow in.

Priceless.

snaker · 02-19-2009, 05:40 PM

Love the guido shot ha ha ha

RRRED · 02-19-2009, 05:45 PM

That is classic! I posted it on my facebook in fact

$5 submissions · 02-19-2009, 06:15 PM

There's a Jungian archetype quality to this catalog of poses

footmonkey · 02-19-2009, 06:25 PM

I got #20 .. save the best til last

D Ghost · 02-19-2009, 07:25 PM

rofl

HomerSimpson · 02-19-2009, 08:10 PM

LOLed!!!!!!

$5 submissions · 02-19-2009, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx

*Opens new tab to change facebook profile photo*

PornMD · 02-19-2009, 08:45 PM

"#7: The THIS GUY! Shot

One of my all time favorite poses. It always makes me wonder, what is it about that guy? That Guy always seems kind of lame and bro-like. What is it about him that makes you not only like him enough to share your Facebook profile pic real estate with him, but also point directly at him? This kid man…this guy…"

God, those always annoy me. It's like okay, MAYBE on your birthday or wedding day or something you'll get your picture taken with someone that feels the need to point at you (obviously some lame douche), but lord, why do you put it on your profile let alone as your profile pic? Now you're the lame douche.

NickB. · 02-19-2009, 08:48 PM

checking my facebook now LOLz

BOSS1 · 02-19-2009, 09:09 PM

I made the guido shot

tranza · 02-20-2009, 11:22 AM

That is so true..
You see "The Accidental Self-Photographer Shot" all around...

seeandsee · 02-20-2009, 11:40 AM

heh nice shots

John-ACWM · 02-20-2009, 11:43 AM

Typical right,not original

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02-19-2009, 08:48 PM	#25
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