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The 20 most typical male poses on Facebook
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#3: The Just Hangin’ with my Bros Shot
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8: The Drunk Guido Shot
There’s beautiful consistency in these shots. Ingredients to make a Drunken Guido Shot: year round tan, gelled up hair, groomed eyebrows, designer suit, shirt open, expensive mix drink in hand (optional: slutty girl named Alexa on your arm, name of the lounge’s website at the bottom, usually containing “Nite Life” somewhere, proving that you’re so hot, you’re a local celebrity.) Now aggressively point to the camera like the photographer just insulted your mother’s lasagna. |
I hate the peace sign. Also I hate when girls pout their lips, it looks awful.
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#4 looks like Ramos...:pimp
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my pose is not typical then
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*Opens new tab to change facebook profile photo*
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This is why I still violently resist the social networks.
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I'm currently sporting the #11.
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#18: The Fuck You Shot
[shot of fat kid flipping the finger at camera here] So, let me get this straight? you?re too cool for Facebook, yet there?s calculated effort to seem badass and aloof. And every Fuck You Shot I found was of a fat little middle schooler like this one. Kid, get a friend and let your hair grow in. Priceless. |
Love the guido shot ha ha ha
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That is classic! I posted it on my facebook in fact
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There's a Jungian archetype quality to this catalog of poses :)
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I got #20 .. save the best til last :)
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rofl :1orglaugh
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LOLed!!!!!!
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"#7: The THIS GUY! Shot
One of my all time favorite poses. It always makes me wonder, what is it about that guy? That Guy always seems kind of lame and bro-like. What is it about him that makes you not only like him enough to share your Facebook profile pic real estate with him, but also point directly at him? This kid man…this guy…" God, those always annoy me. It's like okay, MAYBE on your birthday or wedding day or something you'll get your picture taken with someone that feels the need to point at you (obviously some lame douche), but lord, why do you put it on your profile let alone as your profile pic? Now you're the lame douche. |
checking my facebook now LOLz
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I made the guido shot :(
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That is so true..
You see "The Accidental Self-Photographer Shot" all around... |
heh nice shots
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Typical right,not original :1orglaugh
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