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$5 submissions 02-19-2009 03:33 PM

The 20 most typical male poses on Facebook
 
Hilarious but true!:thumbsup

http://www.2birds1blog.com/2008/04/2...-facebook.html

Juicy D. Links 02-19-2009 03:34 PM

#3: The Just Hangin’ with my Bros Shot

lololo

Juicy D. Links 02-19-2009 03:36 PM

8: The Drunk Guido Shot


There’s beautiful consistency in these shots. Ingredients to make a Drunken Guido Shot: year round tan, gelled up hair, groomed eyebrows, designer suit, shirt open, expensive mix drink in hand (optional: slutty girl named Alexa on your arm, name of the lounge’s website at the bottom, usually containing “Nite Life” somewhere, proving that you’re so hot, you’re a local celebrity.) Now aggressively point to the camera like the photographer just insulted your mother’s lasagna.

NicelyWritten 02-19-2009 03:36 PM

I hate the peace sign. Also I hate when girls pout their lips, it looks awful.

mozadek 02-19-2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicelyWritten (Post 15523760)
I hate the peace sign. Also I hate when girls pout their lips, it looks awful.

You got that right

Wizzo 02-19-2009 03:43 PM

#4 looks like Ramos...:pimp

geedub 02-19-2009 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 15523777)
You got that right

sideways peace sign cellphone mirror shots crack me up so hard every time :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 02-19-2009 03:47 PM

http://www.gotbaddog.com/wp-content/...mages/logo.jpg

Farang 02-19-2009 03:47 PM

my pose is not typical then

eroticsexxx 02-19-2009 04:00 PM

*Opens new tab to change facebook profile photo*

CosmicTang 02-19-2009 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicelyWritten (Post 15523760)
I hate the peace sign. Also I hate when girls pout their lips, it looks awful.

better than when the guys pout.

gornyhuy 02-19-2009 04:24 PM

This is why I still violently resist the social networks.

CDSmith 02-19-2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicelyWritten (Post 15523760)
I hate the peace sign. Also I hate when girls pout their lips, it looks awful.

Awful, yes. And overdone.

$5 submissions 02-19-2009 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 15523953)
This is why I still violently resist the social networks.

They're not all that bad. :thumbsup

StuartD 02-19-2009 05:31 PM

I'm currently sporting the #11.

CDSmith 02-19-2009 05:35 PM

#18: The Fuck You Shot
[shot of fat kid flipping the finger at camera here]
So, let me get this straight? you?re too cool for Facebook, yet there?s calculated effort to seem badass and aloof. And every Fuck You Shot I found was of a fat little middle schooler like this one. Kid, get a friend and let your hair grow in.


Priceless.

snaker 02-19-2009 05:40 PM

Love the guido shot ha ha ha

RRRED 02-19-2009 05:45 PM

That is classic! I posted it on my facebook in fact

$5 submissions 02-19-2009 06:15 PM

There's a Jungian archetype quality to this catalog of poses :)

footmonkey 02-19-2009 06:25 PM

I got #20 .. save the best til last :)

D Ghost 02-19-2009 07:25 PM

rofl :1orglaugh

HomerSimpson 02-19-2009 08:10 PM

LOLed!!!!!!

$5 submissions 02-19-2009 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 15523853)
*Opens new tab to change facebook profile photo*

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

PornMD 02-19-2009 08:45 PM

"#7: The THIS GUY! Shot

One of my all time favorite poses. It always makes me wonder, what is it about that guy? That Guy always seems kind of lame and bro-like. What is it about him that makes you not only like him enough to share your Facebook profile pic real estate with him, but also point directly at him? This kid man…this guy…"

God, those always annoy me. It's like okay, MAYBE on your birthday or wedding day or something you'll get your picture taken with someone that feels the need to point at you (obviously some lame douche), but lord, why do you put it on your profile let alone as your profile pic? Now you're the lame douche.

NickB. 02-19-2009 08:48 PM

checking my facebook now LOLz

BOSS1 02-19-2009 09:09 PM

I made the guido shot :(

tranza 02-20-2009 11:22 AM

That is so true..
You see "The Accidental Self-Photographer Shot" all around...

seeandsee 02-20-2009 11:40 AM

heh nice shots

John-ACWM 02-20-2009 11:43 AM

Typical right,not original :1orglaugh


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