Deadly Chimp attack 911 call! - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoplifter · 02-18-2009, 10:02 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v1pdvV_gT6I

It's so wrong, but I could not stop laughing.

DirtyDanza · 02-18-2009, 10:12 PM

why have an animal like that with out a gun on you at all times is beyond me..... id shoot my dog if it did so much as growl at me or my kids... this idiot lady has a chimp which are known to be 7 times stronger than humans and not one weapon?

if you ask me they all asked for it....

tony286 · 02-18-2009, 10:31 PM

I heard the older chimps get the meaner they get.

DirtyDanza · 02-18-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

I heard the older chimps get the meaner they get.

yeah they say about 7 is when you need to get rid of them..... up til 7 I hear they are great but after 7 they go animal... this chimp was 14... the lady should be charged

kaori · 02-18-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

yeah they say about 7 is when you need to get rid of them..... up til 7 I hear they are great but after 7 they go animal... this chimp was 14... the lady should be charged

What are you supposed to do with them after 7? Probably best just to ban owning chimps as pets...

bronco67 · 02-18-2009, 11:06 PM

Why do I always get frustrated while listening to 911 calls? The operators are fucking retarded. They keep asking dumb questions while the person on the other end is getting strangled, chased by a knife wielding psycho, or in this case, mauled by a crazed chimp.

Does it really fucking matter who is attacking? Just send the fucking cops and stop asking dumb ass questions. Let the police do a situational assessment when they arrive, instead of trying to get some lady scared out of her mind to play 20 questions.

I live in Stamford. There's a local pastry shop I go into sometimes. On the wall, by the cash register, there's a picture of a big ugly chimp laying in a bathtub, and another of him holding a little kid. My girl always asks me, "why do they have pictures of an ape back there when I'm trying to buy a fucking canoli?" I think that's the crazy chimp that got capped.

pimplink · 02-19-2009, 04:11 AM

i couldnt resist myself laughing too

sexuallyhealed · 02-19-2009, 04:52 AM

Chimps are vicious. They tear you apart. Literally.

When a male chimp attacks another male they go for your balls and rip them off and bite off your nose and fingers..

I wouldn't want to see what that person looks like now

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1364810.ece

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-19-2009, 05:16 AM

Damn, that is crazy..

tranza · 02-19-2009, 06:45 AM

This is pretty wild..

seeandsee · 02-19-2009, 06:46 AM

omgggggggggg

CaptainHowdy · 02-19-2009, 06:49 AM

Crazy ass shit...

dav3 · 02-19-2009, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by sexuallyhealed

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1364810.ece

justinsain · 02-19-2009, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Why do I always get frustrated while listening to 911 calls? The operators are fucking retarded. They keep asking dumb questions while the person on the other end is getting strangled, chased by a knife wielding psycho, or in this case, mauled by a crazed chimp.

Does it really fucking matter who is attacking? Just send the fucking cops and stop asking dumb ass questions. Let the police do a situational assessment when they arrive, instead of trying to get some lady scared out of her mind to play 20 questions.

I live in Stamford. There's a local pastry shop I go into sometimes. On the wall, by the cash register, there's a picture of a big ugly chimp laying in a bathtub, and another of him holding a little kid. My girl always asks me, "why do they have pictures of an ape back there when I'm trying to buy a fucking canoli?" I think that's the crazy chimp that got capped.

I thought the same thing after hearing that 911 call but I'm thinking that maybe the 911 operators are instructed to try and keep the victim on the line and ask questions with the intentions of gathering as much information as possible for a crime scene investigation

sperbonzo · 02-19-2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Why do I always get frustrated while listening to 911 calls? The operators are fucking retarded. They keep asking dumb questions while the person on the other end is getting strangled, chased by a knife wielding psycho, or in this case, mauled by a crazed chimp.

Does it really fucking matter who is attacking? Just send the fucking cops and stop asking dumb ass questions. Let the police do a situational assessment when they arrive, instead of trying to get some lady scared out of her mind to play 20 questions.

They dispatch the unit at the beginning of the call, the second that they know it's an emergency, by keying in the information. They are then trained to keep on asking questions while the unit is in route in order to give the responding officer more information before they get there. The more information that the officer has by the time he arrives, the better they are able to handle things.

I was a reserve deputy sheriff in Arizona for a year and a half.

bloggerz · 02-19-2009, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by sexuallyhealed

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1364810.ece

John-ACWM · 02-19-2009, 07:58 AM

Sometimes people make very bad decisions.

HorseShit · 02-19-2009, 08:31 AM

intresting

alias · 02-19-2009, 09:19 AM

You think she wanted them to shoot him?

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