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Why do I always get frustrated while listening to 911 calls? The operators are fucking retarded. They keep asking dumb questions while the person on the other end is getting strangled, chased by a knife wielding psycho, or in this case, mauled by a crazed chimp.
Does it really fucking matter who is attacking? Just send the fucking cops and stop asking dumb ass questions. Let the police do a situational assessment when they arrive, instead of trying to get some lady scared out of her mind to play 20 questions.
I live in Stamford. There's a local pastry shop I go into sometimes. On the wall, by the cash register, there's a picture of a big ugly chimp laying in a bathtub, and another of him holding a little kid. My girl always asks me, "why do they have pictures of an ape back there when I'm trying to buy a fucking canoli?" I think that's the crazy chimp that got capped.
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