FACTOID: People who say they like drunk sex only like it because it is the only time - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 08-29-2007, 09:56 AM

they can pick up drunk chicks that wouldnt even look twice if they were sober.

FACTOID:
drunk sex sucks and is never as satisfying as sober sex

D · 08-29-2007, 10:04 AM

Usually, the only time you're absolutely wrong is when you speak in absolutes.

"Never" is a pretty huge word.

And, speaking from personal experience, I've had at least one episode of "drunk sex" that was a whole lot more satisfying than sober sex episodes from the same time period... but I think that's mostly because my girlfriend at the time was a bit of a prude, and getting a bit tipsy helped let a lot of her inhibitions fly out the window.... normally she wouldn't even get on top, but that night, she rode me like Calamaty Jane on a Bucking Bronco.

Fletch XXX · 08-29-2007, 10:04 AM

when you say "sober," you mean "gay" right?

MetaMan · 08-29-2007, 10:05 AM

D your constant obvious answers are so fucking annoying. please stfu.

D · 08-29-2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

D your constant obvious answers are so fucking annoying. please stfu.

If they're so obvious, then why do they regularly contradict the points you make?

Angie77 · 08-29-2007, 10:07 AM

I wouldn't say all the time.

jonesonyou · 08-29-2007, 10:08 AM

you are correct SIr.

Elli · 08-29-2007, 10:10 AM

I like tipsy sex because we both really let go and tell the neighbours to go to hell

CDSmith · 08-29-2007, 10:13 AM

"Let's get drunk and screw"

Best t-shirt slogan EVER. :D

mistergardener · 08-29-2007, 10:13 AM

Drunk or sober sex is fun!

MetaMan · 08-29-2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by D

If they're so obvious, then why do they regularly contradict the points you make?

i am just saying you are fucking annoying.

you are the type of guy to see a green sign and point out it is green and expect people to think you have an ounce of intelligence.

please stfu.

MetaMan · 08-29-2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli

I like tipsy sex because we both really let go and tell the neighbours to go to hell

i am pretty sure the title said "drunk sex" but i dont expect anyone with GFY to actually read the topic and remember it for maybe 2 seconds.

ok all sex is good but drunk sex is not as fun, i like to toss my women around, flip them, etc. i am a stud in bed, and sittin there half spinnin gettin a half assed BJ doesnt really float my boat.

headless ghost · 08-29-2007, 10:18 AM

maybe it is not the sex, but the drunk they like,
could be.

frostyimpressions · 08-29-2007, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

FACTOID:
drunk sex sucks and is never as satisfying as sober sex

I agree completely. However, stoned sex is another story.

GeXus · 08-29-2007, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by D

"Never" is a pretty huge word.

We've got a fucking Aristotle here folks

D · 08-29-2007, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i am just saying you are fucking annoying.

you are the type of guy to see a green sign and point out it is green and expect people to think you have an ounce of intelligence.

please stfu.

That's not true. I don't expect much from my fellow man at all. You've done your part in teaching me that.

Sorry I annoy you.

Much <3.

Kard63 · 02-15-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

they can pick up drunk chicks that wouldnt even look twice if they were sober.

FACTOID:
drunk sex sucks and is never as satisfying as sober sex

I know way more chicks than guys that claim to like drunk sex better. I always thought it was because they are dirty dirty whores.

seeandsee · 02-15-2009, 04:18 PM

fuck and enjoy

BlackCrayon · 02-15-2009, 04:48 PM

Drunk sex is fun. She is up for a lot more than she usually would be.

fatfoo · 02-15-2009, 07:18 PM

If you're drunk you get less horny and more numb, besides you feel it less, and can't remember shit afterwards.

Smokieflame · 02-15-2009, 07:48 PM

drunk sex is not good. b/c who really enjoys chewing off their arm the next morning.....

Iron Fist · 02-15-2009, 08:20 PM

Well I would say that even though the chick is ugly... and probably thinks the same of me, it seems to be "no strings attached" sex, as in "no emotional baggage" afterwards... and you can blame whatever actually happened on "bring drunk".

Come on people... it's just guilt free sex!

08-29-2007, 09:56 AM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	FACTOID: People who say they like drunk sex only like it because it is the only time they can pick up drunk chicks that wouldnt even look twice if they were sober. FACTOID: drunk sex sucks and is never as satisfying as sober sex

08-29-2007, 10:04 AM	#2
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	Usually, the only time you're absolutely wrong is when you speak in absolutes. "Never" is a pretty huge word. And, speaking from personal experience, I've had at least one episode of "drunk sex" that was a whole lot more satisfying than sober sex episodes from the same time period... but I think that's mostly because my girlfriend at the time was a bit of a prude, and getting a bit tipsy helped let a lot of her inhibitions fly out the window.... normally she wouldn't even get on top, but that night, she rode me like Calamaty Jane on a Bucking Bronco. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

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08-29-2007, 10:05 AM	#4
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	D your constant obvious answers are so fucking annoying. please stfu.

08-29-2007, 10:10 AM	#8
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I like tipsy sex because we both really let go and tell the neighbours to go to hell __________________ email: [email protected]

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08-29-2007, 10:13 AM	#10
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08-29-2007, 10:18 AM	#13
headless ghost Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 893	maybe it is not the sex, but the drunk they like, could be.

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BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	Drunk sex is fun. She is up for a lot more than she usually would be. __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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02-15-2009, 07:48 PM	#21
Smokieflame Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Location: AZ Posts: 596	drunk sex is not good. b/c who really enjoys chewing off their arm the next morning.....

02-15-2009, 08:20 PM	#22
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Well I would say that even though the chick is ugly... and probably thinks the same of me, it seems to be "no strings attached" sex, as in "no emotional baggage" afterwards... and you can blame whatever actually happened on "bring drunk". Come on people... it's just guilt free sex! __________________ i like waffles