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MetaMan 08-29-2007 09:56 AM

FACTOID: People who say they like drunk sex only like it because it is the only time
 
they can pick up drunk chicks that wouldnt even look twice if they were sober.


FACTOID:
drunk sex sucks and is never as satisfying as sober sex

:warning

D 08-29-2007 10:04 AM

Usually, the only time you're absolutely wrong is when you speak in absolutes.

"Never" is a pretty huge word. :2 cents:

And, speaking from personal experience, I've had at least one episode of "drunk sex" that was a whole lot more satisfying than sober sex episodes from the same time period... but I think that's mostly because my girlfriend at the time was a bit of a prude, and getting a bit tipsy helped let a lot of her inhibitions fly out the window.... normally she wouldn't even get on top, but that night, she rode me like Calamaty Jane on a Bucking Bronco.

Fletch XXX 08-29-2007 10:04 AM

when you say "sober," you mean "gay" right?

MetaMan 08-29-2007 10:05 AM

D your constant obvious answers are so fucking annoying. please stfu.

D 08-29-2007 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13004599)
D your constant obvious answers are so fucking annoying. please stfu.

If they're so obvious, then why do they regularly contradict the points you make? :winkwink:

Angie77 08-29-2007 10:07 AM

I wouldn't say all the time.

jonesonyou 08-29-2007 10:08 AM

you are correct SIr.

Elli 08-29-2007 10:10 AM

I like tipsy sex because we both really let go and tell the neighbours to go to hell :)

CDSmith 08-29-2007 10:13 AM

"Let's get drunk and screw"


Best t-shirt slogan EVER. :D

mistergardener 08-29-2007 10:13 AM

Drunk or sober sex is fun!

MetaMan 08-29-2007 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13004613)
If they're so obvious, then why do they regularly contradict the points you make? :winkwink:

i am just saying you are fucking annoying.

you are the type of guy to see a green sign and point out it is green and expect people to think you have an ounce of intelligence.

please stfu.

MetaMan 08-29-2007 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 13004651)
I like tipsy sex because we both really let go and tell the neighbours to go to hell :)

i am pretty sure the title said "drunk sex" but i dont expect anyone with GFY to actually read the topic and remember it for maybe 2 seconds.

ok all sex is good but drunk sex is not as fun, i like to toss my women around, flip them, etc. i am a stud in bed, and sittin there half spinnin gettin a half assed BJ doesnt really float my boat.

headless ghost 08-29-2007 10:18 AM

maybe it is not the sex, but the drunk they like,
could be.

frostyimpressions 08-29-2007 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13004514)


FACTOID:
drunk sex sucks and is never as satisfying as sober sex

:warning

I agree completely. However, stoned sex is another story.

GeXus 08-29-2007 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13004585)

"Never" is a pretty huge word. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh We've got a fucking Aristotle here folks

D 08-29-2007 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13004674)
i am just saying you are fucking annoying.

you are the type of guy to see a green sign and point out it is green and expect people to think you have an ounce of intelligence.

please stfu.

That's not true. I don't expect much from my fellow man at all. You've done your part in teaching me that.

Sorry I annoy you.

Much <3. :winkwink:

Kard63 02-15-2009 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13004514)
they can pick up drunk chicks that wouldnt even look twice if they were sober.


FACTOID:
drunk sex sucks and is never as satisfying as sober sex

:warning

I know way more chicks than guys that claim to like drunk sex better. I always thought it was because they are dirty dirty whores.

seeandsee 02-15-2009 04:18 PM

fuck and enjoy

BlackCrayon 02-15-2009 04:48 PM

Drunk sex is fun. She is up for a lot more than she usually would be.

fatfoo 02-15-2009 07:18 PM

If you're drunk you get less horny and more numb, besides you feel it less, and can't remember shit afterwards.

Smokieflame 02-15-2009 07:48 PM

drunk sex is not good. b/c who really enjoys chewing off their arm the next morning.....

Iron Fist 02-15-2009 08:20 PM

Well I would say that even though the chick is ugly... and probably thinks the same of me, it seems to be "no strings attached" sex, as in "no emotional baggage" afterwards... and you can blame whatever actually happened on "bring drunk".

Come on people... it's just guilt free sex!


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