Usually, the only time you're absolutely wrong is when you speak in absolutes.
"Never" is a pretty huge word.
And, speaking from personal experience, I've had at least one episode of "drunk sex" that was a whole lot more satisfying than sober sex episodes from the same time period... but I think that's mostly because my girlfriend at the time was a bit of a prude, and getting a bit tipsy helped let a lot of her inhibitions fly out the window.... normally she wouldn't even get on top, but that night, she rode me like Calamaty Jane on a Bucking Bronco.